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kukoocock 54M
5836 posts
2/24/2015 4:11 am

Competitions you say mmm I volunteer myself for the ladies pole vault....me being the pole. Boom boom.



There are two kinds of light, the glow that illuminates & the glare that obscures. James Thurber


NYCFun4U 38M

2/24/2015 4:18 am

He shoots he scores


ladybughug443 38F
153 posts
2/24/2015 5:32 am

I don't understand the contest thing myself. But you got to love a good giggly ass.


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/24/2015 6:30 am



An excellent piece of work, oh Holey Fudder!! :: Just the kind of frivolity I was in need of today!

Love that golf photo, I think it dates back a few years and can't remember who the players are, one of them might even be Ben Hogan.

I knew there was a reason that Sister Mary was invited to join the team, those jiggly buttocks are perfect!! All we need to do now is get her to show's her other bits!! That won't be happening I expect!

Your efforts at splatting on that dumpster are legendary, didn't they make a film about it??

I will of course look to lobby the site to allow the Trinity to enter, Perhaps if we can find the stolen athletics photos they'll reconsider!!

Love it! Still pissin meself!!


Pixie_11 51F
2594 posts
2/24/2015 10:51 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    An excellent piece of work, oh Holey Fudder!! :: Just the kind of frivolity I was in need of today!

    Love that golf photo, I think it dates back a few years and can't remember who the players are, one of them might even be Ben Hogan.

    I knew there was a reason that Sister Mary was invited to join the team, those jiggly buttocks are perfect!! All we need to do now is get her to show's her other bits!! That won't be happening I expect!

    Your efforts at splatting on that dumpster are legendary, didn't they make a film about it??

    I will of course look to lobby the site to allow the Trinity to enter, Perhaps if we can find the stolen athletics photos they'll reconsider!!

    Love it! Still pissin meself!!
Re the golfers ... The one in the blue pants looks like it could be Gary Player ( hehehe .. Nearly said Bailey .. Either way, theyre both Seeth Efrikens ... But I couldnt get myself to hit the 'post' button!! )

***********If you have a yen to get" Up-a-Tree," Then it's just a hop-and-a-skip to get down with Meeee !


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
2/24/2015 11:44 am

Mmm! squidgy.
I often wish I had the GIF of the gab.


LadyGrayLeopard 63F
26369 posts
2/24/2015 1:54 pm

On my next bar crawl, need to drink from the bottle like that...



Pixie_11 51F
2594 posts
2/25/2015 10:35 am

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Oi, OIIIII DoDoes ... Lest we forget the Aussies, ey? ... AND the Kiwis!! At one point there they were arguing/debating which one the wee Pixie was one of!!!!

***********If you have a yen to get" Up-a-Tree," Then it's just a hop-and-a-skip to get down with Meeee !


LadyGrayLeopard 63F
26369 posts
2/25/2015 12:10 pm

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you've seen those clips where Asian women open bottles, smoke cigarettes with their pussies...



Something I will not try---


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/26/2015 5:11 am

    Quoting Pixie_11:
    Re the golfers ... The one in the blue pants looks like it could be Gary Player ( hehehe .. Nearly said Bailey .. Either way, theyre both Seeth Efrikens ... But I couldnt get myself to hit the 'post' button!! )
I believe you mean Seyth Effreekins!

Gazza was a great player in his day. Who be Gary Bailey??


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/26/2015 5:13 am

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Of course you were m'dear, your cutting wit and intense brilliance are exactly why you were offered the position!!

And there's no point in pretending otherwise, we Brothers have shown yooz wur bits time and again, whether it be arse cracks, ball sacks, moobs, ear hair, even toe cheese. These are ours I tell yiz!!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/26/2015 5:14 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    LOL...It would be a frigging cold day in hell before either of them could be persuaded to show the site their bits....Lindo probably hides his communion money up his kilt!!!!


Naw hen, some basturt stole that years ago!! At least they left me the meat and two veg!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/26/2015 5:16 am

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No, no McMysty! I'd never skelp Betty's arse, I'm feart ay her!!

I might take ma hand off the side ay her face mind!!

And be careful what you wish for, or I will give you a close up of the plooks again!!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/26/2015 5:18 am

    Quoting ladybughug443:
    I don't understand the contest thing myself. But you got to love a good giggly ass.
Hiya McBugsy!

What an excellent point! May I make a suggestion? Why not show's ya giggly arse then?!? Oops! Cheeky! Oops, there I go again!!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/26/2015 5:19 am

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What?? How kin ye say thon big yin?? We aw sound refine't n cultchurred likesy!!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/26/2015 5:21 am

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The oldest profession..............


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/26/2015 5:23 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    LOL....no my friend. Here in Ireland when young Catholic children make their First Holy Communion they get money from relatives and friends....quite a lot of money lol.

    A rather scathing remark about an adult (meaning they are a bit tight fisted) is to say "Oh I bet he/she still has their Communion money"



I remember an aunt using that phrase, she was Irish, from the west.

We're marginally more ecumenical here, we say 'tight as a gnat's chuff!'


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/26/2015 10:39 am

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Really??? You would know by now that I have a fetish for a good bridge!!!


Pixie_11 51F
2594 posts
2/26/2015 10:56 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    I believe you mean Seyth Effreekins!

    Gazza was a great player in his day. Who be Gary Bailey??
Bailey would be former ManU goalkeeper ...

***********If you have a yen to get" Up-a-Tree," Then it's just a hop-and-a-skip to get down with Meeee !


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/26/2015 3:16 pm

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All roads lead to bridges, then porn......!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/26/2015 11:13 pm

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Then add some flatulence, that makes it popcorn! Boom boom!!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/27/2015 4:56 am

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And how do you get from bridge porn to navel lint?? Cheese-oh, I thought I was sick........

And what do Lumber84 employees have to do with the price of cheese??


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/27/2015 5:42 am

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Took me ages to work out what you meant there.

The fella in the blue shirt is John Daly, erstwhile big hitter on the US and world golf circuit. A big personality, and a big beer drinker!

Belly button fluff, bridge porn, giggly buttocks...........choose your favourite!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/27/2015 6:07 am

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I seem to have a particular talent for taking pic's out of context.........and dropping them in the gutter! I think he was just trying to cool down on a hot day, having just missed a putt? Either that or he was trying to put his opponent off!

EEh, Mount St Helen's!! She blew her top big time in the early 80s I think? Isn't she the only active volcano in the Cascades? I'd love to go there, know a few fishing guides from old from Bend, they said the steelhead fishing in the area is phenomental!

Aye, please, bridge porn would be good, as would volcano porn, and even steelhead porn!!

Dearie me, what a shower of fuckwits in yon hotel. They seem to have forgotten that you're the paying guest, no? Sheets of rules are a sure sign, Norman Bates was there!!


lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
2/28/2015 5:16 am

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Yes, we have acquired a particular set of skills over the years, we will find them and we will kill them!!

That's my new email message. It's gone from 'wanna fuck' fancy a belly button shag' and now 'can I finger your belly button'!! Presumably my succes rate in the US will take off exponentially??

I think the ash kills most of the local ecology for a time, then the rich nutrients encourage a speedy recovery, mother earth doing her work. I find it all fascinating, you'll not be surprised to learn. Not sure what it does to the fish stocks in the short term mind. I reckon the fishing is fine now though. Not sure about shoomins, but if there weren't regulations, the fish would never survive, they'd be over-fished in no time!

Do you not worry sometimes when you challenge a youngster in that way, stare them down, that they'll do summink stoopit, like pull a gun on you?

I like the irony of being asked not to park in the truck spaces where you had to park because all the trucks were parked in the car spaces. We have the same thing with disabled space provision, but our disabled parking spaces are about the same size as your normal parking spaces! Though they are nearer the entrance to the buildings they serve.

Quick aside - we stopped calling disabled people handicapped because some fuckwit decided it was derogatory and determined that disabled was far less so........what's that aw aboot? One is as bad as the other.

We also have a minimum requirement for provision of disabled parking, and in fairness, I get really annoyed when some selfish able bodied fucker uses one of those spaces. The height of selfishness. But yes, sometimes they seem over provided.

Who's Cosmos? In fact, whose Cosmos??


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