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Knock knock, who's there?  

marysia4u 68F
12969 posts
11/25/2015 12:22 pm
Knock knock, who's there?





I live in a granny flat at the back of the main house. There's a gate at the end of the walk way, so I am totally hidden from the main road.

I'm lucky not to have people knocking on my door trying to sell me things or trying to shove their religion down my throat.

What would you do if you arrived at a house and found this knocker on their door?











flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 12:40 pm

Replace them for my own, as they're much better and hang better!!

I love your photo/caption blogs!


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
11/25/2015 12:42 pm

LOL...I'd think it was a mirage it's been so damn long!!!!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 12:51 pm

    Quoting flowerkings2012:
    Replace them for my own, as they're much better and hang better!!

    I love your photo/caption blogs!


Bragging rights fully allowed.

And thank you.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 12:52 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:


    Bragging rights fully allowed.

    And thank you.
Sorry, forgot my signature bling.


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 12:53 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    LOL...I'd think it was a mirage it's been so damn long!!!!
Always dispiriting to read comments like this from women I'm aware of via blogs (viewing or posting on one another's offerings), as I just assume the things I connect with and get me aroused works the same on most other men they interact with. I always think you/they are successful and need to fend them off


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 12:53 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    LOL...I'd think it was a mirage it's been so damn long!!!!
If you ever find you're forgetting what they look like, there's always plenty on here to look at.


oral2plsu2 64M
5820 posts
11/25/2015 12:58 pm

to borrow a line from the Mel Brooks movie "Young Frankenstein" What knockers..lol


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:01 pm

    Quoting flowerkings2012:
    Always dispiriting to read comments like this from women I'm aware of via blogs (viewing or posting on one another's offerings), as I just assume the things I connect with and get me aroused works the same on most other men they interact with. I always think you/they are successful and need to fend them off
Wish I was fending them off.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:04 pm

    Quoting oral2plsu2:
    to borrow a line from the Mel Brooks movie "Young Frankenstein" What knockers..lol
Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

Funny, I've only heard the term knockers when used for tits, but I suppose if your bollocks are that size, you can call them anything you want.


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 1:11 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:


    Bragging rights fully allowed.

    And thank you.
LOL! No I wasn't bragging! I was implying your door knocker ones are better than my real ones! Although they can hang low due to lack of regular release of sperm


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 1:12 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    Wish I was fending them off.


Again, I can't believe you're not!


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/25/2015 1:36 pm

To quote Dr. Frankenstein: “What knockers.”

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


notsure1949 75M
10657 posts
11/25/2015 1:39 pm

i have seen the set of balls dangling from cars, SUVs, and pick up trucks, so the knocker falls into the same class


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:44 pm

    Quoting flowerkings2012:
    LOL! No I wasn't bragging! I was implying your door knocker ones are better than my real ones! Although they can hang low due to lack of regular release of sperm


I read it the other way........................ you would replace them with yours as yours are better.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:45 pm

This sums up my sex life.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:47 pm

    Quoting  :



Love it.


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 1:49 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:


    I read it the other way........................ you would replace them with yours as yours are better.


Well, they'll never hang that low in winter... not without the central heating being on!!!

I do have an arse photo I took at the same time as the profile which reveals hanging balls, but not as impressive as those ones


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:50 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    To quote Dr. Frankenstein: “What knockers.”
Two references to Dr Frankenstein. Makes me wish I'd seen the movie.


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 1:50 pm

same here- only mine was seemingly strangled at birth, let alone being lucky enough to get cut off in its prime!

Sorry you don't get your fair share of healthy lustful satisfaction and pleasure though x


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 1:51 pm

    Quoting notsure1949:
    i have seen the set of balls dangling from cars, SUVs, and pick up trucks, so the knocker falls into the same class
Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

I've seen them too. Did a double take the first time I saw them.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
11/25/2015 2:04 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    Two references to Dr Frankenstein. Makes me wish I'd seen the movie.


Surely you can rent "Young Frankenstein" and get "Blazing Saddles" too and you'll (or yule) have a Mel Brooks party.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 2:20 pm

    Quoting flowerkings2012:
    Well, they'll never hang that low in winter... not without the central heating being on!!!

    I do have an arse photo I took at the same time as the profile which reveals hanging balls, but not as impressive as those ones
Maybe you could photo shop the ones on the pic onto yourself.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 2:22 pm

    Quoting flowerkings2012:
    same here- only mine was seemingly strangled at birth, let alone being lucky enough to get cut off in its prime!

    Sorry you don't get your fair share of healthy lustful satisfaction and pleasure though x
I will never give up hope.

You should never give up either.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 2:23 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Surely you can rent "Young Frankenstein" and get "Blazing Saddles" too and you'll (or yule) have a Mel Brooks party.
I have seen "Blazing Saddles" but it was many years ago.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 2:25 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    I have seen "Blazing Saddles" but it was many years ago.


I think my friends would enjoy a "Magic Mike" party more than a Mel Brooks party.


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
11/25/2015 2:30 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    Maybe you could photo shop the ones on the pic onto yourself.


That's a solution

I need to then deal with the second part of that equation and deal with my cock too- otherwise it would look like an obvious fake if they didn't match up!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 2:50 pm

    Quoting flowerkings2012:
    That's a solution

    I need to then deal with the second part of that equation and deal with my cock too- otherwise it would look like an obvious fake if they didn't match up!
I wouldn't worry too much. There are already heaps of fakes on here, what's one more?


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 4:46 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

He does have a rather pain full look on his face.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/25/2015 4:48 pm

    Quoting apollorising2021:
    If I knocked at you back door I surely would not be trying to shove religion down you throat! I think I have still a great pair of balls!
If you knocked on my door, I think I would faint.


SirTeezalot 74M
21966 posts
11/25/2015 8:44 pm

I'd be looking for the doorbell.

Sir Teezalot

WAR IS ABSURD


nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
11/25/2015 10:50 pm

I would LMIAO!!!!

WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/26/2015 1:21 am

Now that would be no fun. I'd use it to knock on the door for you.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/26/2015 1:23 am

After I stopped laughing, I would have to use them to knock on the door.


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
11/26/2015 8:19 am

I would shout is anybody home?? Or look for the door bell.

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/26/2015 10:41 am

    Quoting  :

I think he lent it to Roy.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/26/2015 10:43 am

    Quoting  :

You would have to knock on the door to find out.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/26/2015 10:45 am

    Quoting mflater1:
    I would shout is anybody home?? Or look for the door bell.
But what if nobody heard you, or there was no doorbell?


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
11/26/2015 11:52 am

    Quoting marysia4u:
    But what if nobody heard you, or there was no doorbell?


Simple I would just walk away.

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/26/2015 1:26 pm

    Quoting mflater1:
    Simple I would just walk away.


Guess you could slip a note under the door.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/27/2015 8:12 pm

    Quoting  :

You'll be safe if you called into my place, no ball knockers there.


chaso5 65M

11/29/2015 5:39 pm

It would let me know it wasn't a Woman's house so I would try the neighbours instead!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
11/29/2015 9:00 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    It would let me know it wasn't a Woman's house so I would try the neighbours instead!
It could still be a woman's house. Maybe she's got a thing about big balls.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
12/1/2015 10:34 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

You'll have to knock to find out.


bicurmilfluvr 60M
31 posts
12/7/2015 4:33 pm

Awesome door knocker. I need one


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
12/7/2015 9:18 pm

Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

If I find out where to get them from, I'll let you know.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
12/7/2015 9:19 pm

    Quoting  :

If you didn't live in another State, I could change my profile.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
12/15/2015 10:27 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

Good idea, maybe my next profile photo. Must almost be time for a change.


Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
12/16/2015 4:49 pm

That's a wild knocker!!!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
12/16/2015 6:09 pm

Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

I would love one, then watch peoples faces when they go to knock on the door.


Hotblonde4U2have 56F
660 posts
12/20/2015 3:15 pm

I would have a huge smile on my face.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
12/20/2015 8:36 pm

Thanks for popping in and leaving a comment.

I think if I came across it, I'd be laughing, then take my phone out and take a pic. Then I would knock on the door.


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