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dp_no_not_that 49M  
56 posts
9/30/2014 6:21 pm

I think you're clearly about to score. Keep up the good work and don't let him get away!


sckinkcouple 66M/61F  
484 posts
9/30/2014 6:24 pm

He sounds like a Prince. Don't lose him!!!


bisarahsmiles 34F
282 posts
9/30/2014 6:28 pm

lmao do I need to buy a hat for the wedding


getlucky2132 45M
4996 posts
9/30/2014 6:33 pm

Oh that's fucking hilarious! The humor I would have had with that shit! You're obviously too much woman for him!?

Greater Than The Sum Of My Constituent Parts!


kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
9/30/2014 6:48 pm

Twice in one night I call a blogger a fucking genius. First mcmaniac, and now you. This is priceless, darling! I have already praised your sense of humor, but I did not elaborate on your creativity. My failure, not yours. I never meant to sell you short- it was an oversight.
Soooo, Sexy, how DO you like this site?

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kzoopair 72M/71F
25831 posts
9/30/2014 6:59 pm

SnuggleBuni41 replies on 9/30/2014 9:54 pm:
"Ohhhh kzoopairrrrrrrr ( you need mor r's) I love it and I feel like a mother fucking princess. I'm going to start singing to all of my pets in a minute like Snow White does in the forest. Hopefully they will reward me by sewing me a new dress and making me a sandwich.

Lalalaaahhhhhhh "

The R's are lovely, but I could use a few more O's, if you wouldn't mind...

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sphxdiver 74M
21063 posts
9/30/2014 7:10 pm

That was almost priceless !!!

Maybe the extra D's were for, Dense, Dumb, and Dumber !!!


Borntobeefree72 51F
2596 posts
9/30/2014 7:18 pm

I see a future for you as a stand up comic, this is fucking brilliant!

Borntobeefree72?* Know what you want, ask for it! The pleasure is worth it.


sam_sybian 58M
638 posts
9/30/2014 7:22 pm

He is a keeper.


Oceana1969 58F  
442 posts
9/30/2014 8:45 pm

I think I peed my pants laughing. I wonder if Braddddd will be back tomorrow to try to score again. Change your pic and he'll think you are a new person.

Thank you for the gut wrenching laugh!!


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
9/30/2014 8:49 pm

I wish it had been me...I'd never call you a stupid bitch!


khuXBFXM8u 62M
10296 posts
9/30/2014 10:27 pm

Priceless Buni,

That's why I love ya.

Find pleasure in giving pleasure


kiwialibnz 55M
4982 posts
10/1/2014 12:58 am

Damn funny. Thanks Snuggle

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it
kiwialibnz


littlejohnson616 64M
433 posts
10/1/2014 1:36 am

Bradd[dd] is playing hard to get for sure. You should pursue him. Beg him to call you more names, until your panties are soaked.

I would have asked what kind of dentures you use, and offered you a sponge bath. And I would never have gotten that hook up offer. Bradd[dd] is a true alpha dog.


flowerkings2012 60M
4312 posts
10/1/2014 2:38 am

Fantastic, and to think there are people out there who think sarcasm is the lowest form of wit!

Your stuning success has re-energized me and given hope that my approach to women will have a similar happy ending!

PS. An apology. for decades, the resot of the world always assumed Americans didn't do, or 'get', irony or sarcasm. You prove us wrong constantly


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
10/1/2014 10:39 am

obviously...he is wrong...he thought you were a psycho biotch...

but you are actually

PSYCHO BUNNY...


i love yah...sista...job well done...now...pass me BBBBBraddddd...


cm80111 57M
25 posts
10/1/2014 2:06 pm

Bradd.. dd. ddd gave up way too quickly. I find the the one that are psycho tend to have more fun!


CynicusMaximus 52M
1844 posts
10/2/2014 3:56 am

Lol.. poor dude..
Maybe his name wasn't Bradd, but Bra DD?

I think you made fun of his bitch tits.


humorlife 56M
5710 posts
10/2/2014 5:05 am

Man oh man... why can't I ever have conversations like that? Wonderful dialog, SnuggleBuni... all off the top of your head? Or is this the sort of "off the top of your head" stuff that comes after months -- nay, years -- of frustrations?

You should have invited him over to join your daughter and her gentleman caller listening to the noises that come out of your amplifier.

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FreddiesFling 61M
3707 posts
10/3/2014 8:07 am

LMAOROTF! You have an awesome sense of humor!!!

You can visit my blog here FreddiesFling!


luv2pleazeher4u 42F
16 posts
10/5/2014 10:44 am

What a loser


breast_stroke 45M
15 posts
10/6/2014 3:31 am

Aw man, Braddd sounds like such a catch

Great to see you have such a humorous outlook and response for all the crappy single-guy come-ons that you must get flooded with.


nwucme1983 123F
23 posts
10/6/2014 12:32 pm

That's absolutely brilliant! I love how you had been so playful and funny and how he reacted to it. Thanks for sharing! I now have an idea of how to approach some guys here.


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
10/8/2014 12:49 am

I said my name was Thadd!What about that hook up?I got this here mobile home that needds to be parkedd where the hell is that hook up at?

You never been hadd til you ben hadd by thadd,ddarlin'

Using more than all the road!


ArglBargl14 61M

10/8/2014 8:13 am

Ddammit Janet!

Superb, and that means excellent! You got a chortle outa me.


buxombbw4u 56F
16144 posts
10/10/2014 3:37 am

He obviously never thought about the oral delights offered by the toothless.

What a humorless tool. I say stuff like that sometimes, and I'm pretty sure they think I'm serious too. Especially when I follow it up with, "but I'm told I have a really great personality."

2022... it HAS be better, right?!


WantAFuck2Day 53F
1051 posts
10/24/2014 5:15 am

I can't lie. I was thinking this was about Rocky Horror Picture Show...hahaha!!


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