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8 testicles  

LaffLuvLilyslive 57F
2243 posts
12/19/2014 7:24 am
8 testicles


believe laughter is God's Hands on a troubled world
May I always rest in the palm of that hand !

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write about oceans

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
(Kelly, age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are on an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are
incontinent. (Mike, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson She's not my friend any more.
(Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of its head.
(Billy, age

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs.
(Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind
didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been
better off eating beans.
(William, age 7)

- Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how
on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really?
(Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my
Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
(Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live
caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers.
(Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)

If you didn't smile at one of these, you need to find a better sense of humor.
much love

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if love isn't the answer, than I misunderstood the question


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
12/19/2014 8:10 am


2, 8 and 10 are my favourites


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 12/19/2014 12:09 pm:
I enjoyed all of them

senecaguy2 63M
339 posts
12/19/2014 8:21 am

Very funny and cute.


LaffLuvLilyslive replies on 12/19/2014 12:10 pm:
kids say the darnest things

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