Looking for a Pulitzer Prize winning author with a great sense of humor who is a fantastic conversationalist, loves the Pittsburgh Steelers and Portland Timbers, and has mad skills as a masseuse. Okay, maybe that is asking a bit much but as long as you are not a Sounders fan, chances are we can work around the rest! I am happily married, and my husband is aware of this profile. That means that I am not looking for a soul mate or a life partner. I am in search of a friendship which could lead to becoming a friend with benefits. We are likely to become friends if you are between the ages of 50 and 65, you have a sense of humor, if you like to engage in a good conversation, and if we can find a few areas of shared interest. Let's see what we have in common by writing to each other here and then meeting in person over coffee or tea for me. Flirting is great, and I enjoy both flirting and being flirted with, but dick pics are not flirting. I will assume you come with all the requisite parts, so no need to send me proof. Since there are face pics of me here on my profile, I will want to see a recent face pic of you. Sending it with your initial message to me gets bonus points! I'm a free member on this site so to get the conversation started you will need to message me. While "You're hot" is flattering and "Hello" is a good opener, it helps if you add a bit more about yourself and why you think we could become friends. Tell me about yourself something interesting, or perhaps something odd or quirky. What is it about my profile that caught your attention? To avoid wasting your time and mine, I will gladly reply to those men who provide me with a recent face photo, tell me their name, and who tell me about themselves and why they think we could become friends. If you can't be bothered to do those things, we are unlikely to become friends, so I will not reply to you. If you are interested in being my fun, flirty friend, please write and tell me all about it. I look forward to hearing from you.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A remote wilderness spot

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Cross Dressing, Mutual Masturbation

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Ability to be discreet, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

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