How can I make myself sound different than everyone else on this site: I'm closed-minded, fun-hatin, and not even a tiny bit adventurous. hahaha:D Oh, if sarcasm isn't your thing, move along. Who changed my screen name? Seriously, "TilesGradePeter" WTF?

My Ideal Person Maybe you? Who knows? You'll never know until you try, will you?

What I hope to get from this site is people I can make contact with and get to know a little bit online, and then I can get in touch with the next time I'm in your area.
I don't live on this site, though, and really prefer face-to-face communication. I'm a sarcastic smart-ass, and have a tendency to offend people because sarcasm doesn't come across well in chat messages or email.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Being with a man's wife - right in front of him. I don't
know why, but this idea really turns me on. Having him watch
us while she sucks me off, while I make her cum with my tongue
and then I take her from behind.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere, On a train

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Food Play, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Liv Tyler. I can't really figure out why, she just has
an innocent seductiveness to her. Something like a sweet
and shy on the outside, closet nympho on the inside.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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