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New TV programs
Posted:Mar 24, 2019 6:41 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2019 12:28 pm
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Not sure they will make it but I would hope so:
2 pic for the new food network show and 1 for pbs classical music.


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just silly
Posted:Mar 18, 2019 6:48 pm
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2019 12:28 pm
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couple of silly cartoons.

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a little romantic stuff
Posted:Mar 16, 2019 6:32 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2019 12:28 pm
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not just sex but love



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some funnies for the weekend
Posted:Mar 15, 2019 3:39 pm
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2019 12:28 pm
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dirty mind and more

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buy her the shoes
Posted:Mar 14, 2019 1:23 pm
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2019 12:28 pm
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A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, "No chance Love, they are way too expensive."

Later on in bed (of course) the wife is just falling asleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hand on her hip and then lower on to her thigh.

(Here it comes) She turns to him and says, " I don't think so mate. If you are not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ain't riding it."
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wife on the floor
Posted:Mar 9, 2019 4:33 am
Last Updated:Mar 13, 2019 1:59 pm
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A wife and husband were setting up their computer and the husband makes the password my dick, but the wife fell on the floor laughing because the computer said the password was too short.
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hmm?
Posted:Mar 8, 2019 5:50 pm
Last Updated:Mar 8, 2019 5:51 pm
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true?
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now don't be offended it is just a joke
Posted:Mar 5, 2019 5:19 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2019 6:38 pm
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Just had the following conversation with my mum
Me: I’m going out!
Mum: You’re not leaving until you’ve changed that mini-skirt!!
Me: Why?
Mum: Because I can see your balls Richard.
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two straight and one gay guy are sick
Posted:Mar 4, 2019 7:50 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2019 12:28 pm
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Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help.
One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is gay.
The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die.
So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and can't resist.
He orders a shot of whisky drinks it and suddenly drops down dead the other two men walk out side realizing how serious this is, but then the chain smoker sees a half a cigarette on the ground still burning so the gay guy says to the chain smoker "if you bend over to pick that up were both dead"
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a joke on March 1 2019
Posted:Mar 1, 2019 7:25 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2019 12:28 pm
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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw.
So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.
So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion.
The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!!
I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - coming!"
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more jokes i found and like
Posted:Feb 28, 2019 11:57 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2019 12:28 pm
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Beer Bottle: You break , you get 1 year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kidding ? You break , then you all get 7 of bad luck.
* Condom walks in laughing *

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Fine dining!!!
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a few jokes i found and like
Posted:Feb 23, 2019 7:27 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2019 12:28 pm
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A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"
The mother replies, "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it."
"You're wasting your time," said the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.
"Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

A man is in a hotel lobby.
He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."

A Male patient just recovered successfully from a sex threatening health attack.
He was wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose and laying on hospital bed.
An young nurse came to cleanse his body with sponge.
The patient mumbled, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse replied, “I don’t know Sir, I am just setting you clean”
The patient repeated again, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse was quite embarrassed to answer the question and said “Sir everything should be OK”
The patient just kept on asking again and again, “Are my testicles black?”
Nurse could not bear a patient concerned so much.
So she raised his gown, moved her hand to find and grab his penis and testicle, moved it all around, checked very closely and suddenly man ejaculated on nurse’s hand.
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, embarrassed at the fiasco says loudly enough, “Ma’am, Thanks but I still need to know 'Are my tests results back?’”
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My weakness: red
Posted:Feb 21, 2019 5:13 am
Last Updated:Mar 15, 2019 6:46 am
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Red bush just makes me melt. I would do anything for a red bush.









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