A nun and a priest were traveling across the desert. About half way across they realized that to camel was about to die.
They did what they could for the camel but soon the camel died.
The set up a small camp and thought to wait to see if anyone would come by.
They prayed a lot (of course),
Finally the priest said to the nun. I feel I am about to die sister.
Sister, there is one thing I have always wanted to see before I die.
The Sister said, What would that be Father?
He said, I would like to see a woman naked. The Sister though for a while.
She said, Father I will take my clothes off for you. and then said Father I have never seen a naked man either. They both took their clothes off for each other to see.
Suddenly the nun exclaimed, "Father what is the little thing hanging between your legs?
He answered. " That, My Child is a gift from God. If I put it in you, it creates a new life."
"WELL!!!" Responded the nun, "Forget about me, Stick it in the camel.