Why???
Why does a elephant have four feet?.........................
Why does a elephant have four feet?
Because it would look pretty stupid with four inches. lol
How did the bald man run his fingers through his hair?
He cuts holes in his pockets.
LMAO....Why does Dumbledore give the best blow jobs at Hogwarts?
Because he's the Headmaster. lol
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lmao, I still wouldn't find hair via my pockets
at least for a while 
So, you're saying the wind will not be blowing through your hair soon? lol
@CarolynCrups squeeky
but slippery when wet
@Putty992025 Is it true that the wet head is dead? LOL
@CarolynCrups oh brutal!
Depends on the weather and where the spray comes from 
Hahaha
Glad you like them. lol
Four feet lol..
LOL There are not many that are looking for 4 inches. lol
Hey, teller funnies, revealer of secrets, and purveyor of rare wisdom. Don’t take a day off. My funny bone would wither up.
Hey! Don't be giving the bald guy secrets away...
LOL it is not a secret now LOL
Thanks for the smiles you create..
You are welcome. lol
My eyes are rolling
LOL Pick them up. Don't let them roll away. LOL
@CarolynCrups ohhh you are quick!!
I thought holes were for pocket pool…lol
That will work too. Some guys get a two for one. lol
@CarolynCrups if they have two lol but they have a stick so let’s play some stick hockey lol
@betwnurthighs2 Hockey? Ok, I will be a naked Goalie. LOL Do I say Puck me? LOL
@CarolynCrups if you’re naked you will be ‘pucked ’ n sucked
@betwnurthighs2 Put me in coach, I am ready to play. lol
@CarolynCrups you in or did you mean me in
@betwnurthighs2 All in. I mean. All in? LOL
@CarolynCrups that’s all I gots babe lol
@betwnurthighs2 I guess that will have to do. You know me I can work with most anything. lol
@CarolynCrups Haha I have others tools too you know
@betwnurthighs2 The fun that can be had with that tool. LOL
@CarolynCrups Yup you be right on that! lol