WHAT???
What is in a man's pants that you won't find in a girl's pants?.................................................................................................................................................Pockets Silly................................................................................................
What is the difference between a woman's husband and her boyfriend?......................................60 minutes. lol......................................
What is the difference between a Microwave and a Woman?....................
Some men will actually press and pull a microwave's buttons and knobs....................................
What is two inches wide, six inches long and makes a woman very happy?.................................................................................................................................................A $100.00 bill. lol
What does a 90 year old man taste like?.......................................... What does a 90 year old man taste like? LOL Depends. lol
Have a great day everyone.
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Thanks for the chuckles. Have a great evening..
You are welcome. I hope you will do the same.
Id be a fucker and sew his pockets up..lol
That is playing hardballs. lol
@CarolynCrups well not always a soft touch required..
Why does $100 billion make women happy? Because they no longer make $500 bills.
The thought was 100 dollars, but 100 billion that would make me very happy. lol
@CarolynCrups ever notice how autocorrect changes a cute statement into a huh? Yes $100 billion was supposed to be $100 bill. (No, not $100 tom, dick, or Henry)
Can’t argue with those.
I guess that depends..... She would not like to get a bill, for $100.00. lol And one could miss a whole TV show in 60 minutes. (just gone).. lol We have handbags so we really do not need pockets. lol
@CarolynCrups That’s not fair changing them around Carolyn!
60 Minutes, Pfft! lightweights
I know.... Even when you're with someone's husband, he does not last long enough. lol
@CarolynCrups are someone’s husbands better lovers than single bfs?
@Darby655 lol Some may think that they are. One has to be very picky when looking for bfs. Some of them are just worthless. lol
@CarolynCrups I think you’re right, women who engage in non-monogamy are much more interested in a NSA or FWB situation. Single girls are more interested in non-sexual, possessive, forever in control relationships.
@CarolynCrups we're all worthless really but we can come in handy at times
... you know, for diy etc.