OLD MAN............................................................
A very old man was walking down the road and sees a frog sitting in the grass.
The frog say.... "Hey, Hey there if you kiss me I will turn into a beautiful woman just for you".
The old man pick up the frog and puts it in his shirt pocket and keeps on walking down the road.
About a mile down the road the frog looks up and say to him, "Aren't you going to kiss me?"
The old man say, "No, lol I don't think so".
The frog says, "Don't you want a beautiful woman?"
The old man responds, " At my age I would rather have a talking frog. lol
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Being an older man, I have been told that my sexual performance has been too diminished to be a viable date. Unfounded stereotype.
The man may have been in his 100's lol and doing good just to still be walking around. lol
@CarolynCrups ok, we’ll go with that. I like your attitude.
Same.
Hard decision. You are a beautiful woman.
lol I might be better as a talking frog. LOL
Loved the joke, but where is the holiday of the day lol. I thought for sure you would have this one sent ... National Day of Reason. It seems kind of approriate (though more so on the other site I am on).
I am a bit thursty, so my choice for the holiday of the day is National Homebrew Day. While I don't drink often a well brewed craft can brighen the day.
I got to reading frog jokes and did not look at the days today. lol I hope you have had a good reason to have a good home brew.
@CarolynCrups those were funny too!! I think I might take some tips from the lady’s frog joke on this one, but I think mine would end a bit differently. ?
@CarolynCrups I hear that. I search for onr thing and 2 hours later I forgot what it was
@moonie12532 lol That happens from time to time. lol
I would prefer a woman all day long.. but I guess beggars lol
lol I am thinking that there has been time a talking frog would be nice. LOL You know like, one to just frogsplaining things. LOL
@CarolynCrups I can be a jump if you fancy it..leap on me baby
Long as it doesn't start singing like Michigan J Frog...
Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello may ragtime gal. LMAO
@CarolynCrups I was trying to keep that out of my head!
Now it's on a loop... blast you woman...lol
@Lostdawg196902 LOL you did it, LOL as soon as I saw your post I was hearing that song in my head. LOL
@CarolynCrups ok ok! Sorry my dear, I had to go watch some Foghorn Leghorn, because...It's a joke son... lol
Smart man! Hope he doesn’t have a massive heart attack if he’s married to that woman.
I personally would go for the beautiful woman
lol. You have heard of High maintenance. LOL Right?
@CarolynCrups More than I would like to admit
That's quite good, I am not quite an old man yet
Stay young at heat. (Age is more than just a number). LOL
@CarolynCrups more candles on your cake lol