This guy was telling me about his 12" donkey dick. OOO the thoughts in my head. But when he got it out............ of the freezer. I just said "I have to go now."
I just lost a friend the other day. They were killed by a As...Donkey.
Someone said the they were "assassinated"
If you are riding on a donkey and someone throws a rock that hits you and you fall off.
Does that mean you were Stoned of your ass?
A donkey had a IQ of 186.
He had no friends at all though. Because............
Even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass.
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Oh my you're making my head hurt I had?? to think about that 1??
I know how you feel. That seems to happen to me when I have to think. LOL
Excuse me, I have to go into the other room and compose myself. The smirk launched into a giggle, and then lmao rotf.
LOL. I hope you will have a wonderful day. LOL
You didn’t even wait around for it to thaw out?! Or do you take your donkey dick frozen….would it thaw out inside you, hmm, I suppose it would.
I can be one cold B......... lol No frozen anything in me. lol When you stop and think about it, if it thaws out it is just soft meat. Not good for anyone. lol
@CarolynCrups But if it’s 12” frozenit’d still be around 7-8” thawed out lol, still a no go for Carolyn? lol
@betwnurthighs2 It is still a no. You know I do not put just any meat in me. lol frozen, cold, or hot. lol
@CarolynCrups No I don’t know that lol
lol, good ones
All in fun, I am happy you like them.