AFTER ALL THIS TIME......................................................................

After all this time I just found out the light babies are delivered by stork, heavy babies...........................................................................................
Are delivered by crane. ................................................................

Jesus and Moses are golfing in a threesome.
Moses tees off first and uncorks a high sailing slice. The ball plops into the middle of the lake. Unperturbed, Moses walks to the edge of the lake, raises his club, and the waters part. Moses chips onto the green...............................................
Jesus tees off next. He blades a worm-burner that heads for the lake, skipping thrice and coming to rest on top of the water. Jesus walks out onto the water and chips onto the green.................................................................................
The third gentlemen hooks the everliving shit out of the ball. It goes into the road, gets hit by a car, ricochets across the fairway to the lake, is gobbled up by a FROG, who is snatched by a STORK. As the stork flies over the green the frog spits out the ball, which rolls into the cup...............................................................................................
Moses turns to Jesus and says, " I hate playing with your Dad."