A shepherd and his girlfriend are engaged in pillow talk after their first time.....
She ask the shepherd, "How experienced are you?"
The shepherd thought, and then starts counting and falls asleep.
A young girl, newlywed calls her mother sobbing.........................
Mom says..............."Honey, What's Wrong?"...........................
She says. " Mom it Awful, John just had a accident at work and cut off his.................
...........................................................(stop it).............................................
Finger"...............................................................................
Mom says. " Oh No!!! That's awful! His whole finger?.........................
She say. "No, the one next to it.........
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Haha the one next to it
And the sheep said baaack. She must be a blond. lol
lol It did not say. LOL
Lol his “whole” finger, I get it, too funny Carolyn
I knew that you would. LOL
LOL
Thank you.
Good job it wasn't his hole finger..lol
I think it was lol
@betwnurthighs2 that's a divorce then lol
@Helsg337 well they were only engaged so no biggie lol
Thank goodness. One would not want to lose that one. lol
@CarolynCrups there are others standing by
I guess it could have been worse ... the hole finger would have been a disaster ... I guess that it why most men use two fingers.
The good news is that it may go in farther.
Maybe ????? lol
P.T.S.D moment... i still have all my fingers but with some ,shall we say bodywork done..