Counseling joke

In one of my modules in bible school, they talked about counseling. Due to the natural attraction for opposite sex, the Pastor warned us of the pitfalls that chemistry might led us astray if we are not careful. Telling us the usual practice is not to counsel the opposite sex alone. It is the rule for men to counsel men, women to women, unless the counselee is a homesexual.

Errr, coming from my deeper knowledge of the wider world out there, I can't helped but to think... what if the counselee is bi-sexual? I mean, even my BFF is attracted to both sexes too. For me, I'm straight but I understand the needs of others too.

As I shared this with my Hubby, he chuckled and says that I shouldn't even try counselling... not even animals therapy because from our past experiences, he remembered even animals responded to me sexually!!! Damn, I suddenly remembered that trip to the zoo when the naughty pony's dick came out when I was stroking it at the petting section! Hubby had a great laugh about it! Or when I pet my guinea pig or cat, their dicks came out too! Or when I go visiting my friends' homes and their male dogs jumped on me, rubbing their lower bodies against my leg!!!

I know my gentle touch can turn people on... I got an infectious smile that brighten others up. But my past life for sexual explorations is over. Now I just want a quiet peaceful simple life with My GOD, and doing good in society to help others out of goodwill and nothing more.

But after being reminded by Hubby of my 'potential' to turn on the wrong chemistry... okay, I think I will look for ministry that I can hide behind a screen or something... just doing paperworks or online counselling that don't turn anyone or any creature on, ok?

Even I laughed thinking about this... how am I gotten explain to my Pastors or leaders if they need me to do counseling or altar call in person one day? I better stick to my wheelchair so they won't select me for such roles. I rather they see me as less competent so I won't led anyone into temptations.