I just wanted to share what I endured for years as the unsung hero of adult cardio.
My role? Human jackhammer. My performance reviews? Brutal. If I did not maintain a diamond-grade erection through sessions longer than a Netflix binge, I was met with verbal lashings that would make Gordon Ramsay blush. Toys? She rejected them like expired coupons. Only I could provide the artisanal, handcrafted pumping she demanded.
I considered filing a complaint for sexual overemployment, but figured the authorities would just hand me a protein shake and tell me to man up. Apparently, being treated like a one-man amusement park is not considered abuse, It is just intense intimacy.
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It's a problem, some men would have enjoyed having.
But I understand where you're coming from.
Abuse, of any type, is not welcome. 😶
Thanks, I appreciate your understanding and advice. I am really in a quandry about the following situation. What should I do?
My wife has been spending a lot of time with a friend. I have never met her friend so I followed her the other day, parked the car, and quietly walked up to the house. The blind was pulled down except for two inches from the bottom of the window. I was shocked when I peeked in the window. My wife was fucking the pastor of our church. She was riding him like a bucking bronco. She was screaming "l'm cumming" and he was screaming "Hallelujah." I feel awkward going to church tomorrow, especially when the topic of the sermon is, "The Importance of Fidelity in Marriage." My wife is staying overnight at her so called friend's house. She said they're going to play games with a group called FetLife. She'll meet me at church tomorrow morning. I took photos and video of what they were doing. What should I do?
@Scooter0051
You obviously have some praying to do.
I think I would have kicked her ass!