How did I get here?

I am just a 73-year-old man wasting away in Margaritaville. How I got here I haven’t a clue. I occasionally watch and take part in CAM sessions. When I watch the younger guys with their monster cocks, they message me saying, old man look at me now, I am a lot like you were. I have lots of memories, but wish I knew then what I know now. I am older now, but still running against the wind. I find that time keeps on slipping, slipping, into the future. I still love to watch women strut, and I love to make the cut. I still have night moves, but I almost had a heart attack when my recent date shook me all night long. She asked me if I was ready to cum. I told her I was already there. I occasionally get scammed, but I tell them, evil woman don't play your games with me. Because I can see clearly now the rain is gone. It is going to be a bright, bright, sun shiny day. I recently went to New Orleans to the house of the rising sun. While there, I kept thinking that Momma told me not to come. She said that is no way to have fun. Fortunately, I left before I was on the stairway to heaven. I asked Alice, when she was 10 feet tall, what I should do. She said I should stop into the church and pretend to pray. I wondered why all the leaves were brown and the sky was gray. I shared my life with the preacher, and he kept saying, liar, liar, pants on fire, your nose is long as a telephone wire. He made me feel like just a number and another brick on the wall. I felt depressed and went to the park. While sitting on the bench people called me Aqualung. Let me know if you would like to roll down the highway with me. We can ride, ride like the wind. Cause, something is happening here, what it is not exactly clear. Steamy windows.

There are 20 rock song lyrics in the above text. Do you remember them?

Here's the list.

(1) Wasting away in Margaritaville: Jimmy Buffet (1977)

(2) Old man look at me now, I am a lot like you were: Neil Young (1972)

(3) I wish I knew then what I know now: Rob Stewart (1998) or Bob Seger (1980)

(4) I am older now, but still running against the wind: Bob Seger (1980)

(5) Time keeps on slipping into the future: Steve Miller Band (1976)

(6) Evil woman don't play your games with me: Crow (1969)

(7) I can see clearly now the rain is gone: Johnny Nash (1973)

(8) House of the rising sun: Animals (1964)

(9) Momma told me not to come: Three Dog Night (1970)

(10) Stairway to heaven: Led Zepplin (1971)

(11) White Rabbit: Jefferson Airplane (1967)

(12) California Dreamin: Mamas and Papas (1965)

(13) Liar, liar, pants on fire: The Castaways (1965)

(14) Feel like a number: Bob Seger (1978)

(15) Another brick on the wall: Pink Floyd (1979).

(16) Sitting on the park bench: Jethro Tull, Aqualung (1971)

(17) Roll down the highway: Bachman Turner Overdrive (1974)

(18) Ride like the wind: Christopher Cross (1979)

(19) Something is happening here, what it is, ain’t exactly clear: Buffalo Springfield (1977)

(20) Steamy windows: Tina Turner (1989) I used to tease my 10-year-old daughter, telling her Tina was going to be her new mama.