HALLOWEEN JOKES TO TICKLE YOUR THURSDAY

Good morning, Happy Tickled Thursday everyone. You know

I love a good joke, so I went searching for some Adult

Halloween Jokes for you all to enjoy today. As I can't do

the Halloween Costumes Blog that I used to. So I hope these

make you LOL and Smile.. 🎃🎃😈😈

Q: Why did the monster go inside the bar?
A: For the boos.

Q: What do you call an annoying pumpkin who does stupid stuff?
A: A jack-ass-o-lantern.

Q: What health insurance do Halloween creatures use?
A: Medi-scare.

Q: What’s a skeleton’s favorite board game?
A: Tibial Pursuit.

Q: What happened to the cannibal who showed up late to Halloween dinner?
A: They gave him the cold shoulder.

Q: Why do we carve pumpkins at Halloween?
A: Because they have less blood and aren’t as messy as animals.

Q: What is the witch’s favorite crime show?
A: America’s Most Haunted.

Q: What do you call it when a vampire has a serious problem in his home?
A: It’s a Grave problem.

Q: Why do skeletons make good comedians?
A: They are two humerus.

Q: Why is the woman afraid of the vampire?
A: Because he is all bite and no bark.

Q: What’s the Cause of Death when the gigantic prize winning pumpkin crushed a man to death?
A: He was gourd to death.

Q: Why do cemeteries have walls and fences?
A: Because people are always dying to get in.

Q: What happens if you combine a vampire and a snowman?
A: You get frostbite.

Q: Where should I go to learn about bones?
A: Osteoclass

Q: What do skeletons call a raging fun party?
A: An osteoblast!

Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they like to eat the fingers separately.

Q: Do you know what killed the man who had a two ton pumpkin fall on him?
A: He was squashed.

• I’m not saying my son is ugly…
→ But on Halloween he went to tell the neighbors to turn down their TV and they gave him some candy.

Q: What is a vampire’s worst fear?
A: Tooth decay.

Q: What should you give a pumpkin who can’t quit smoking?
A: A pumpkin Patch.

Q: What happened to the man who got behind on payments to his exorcist?
A: He got repossessed.

Q: What’s the name of the Democratic skeleton from Brooklyn, New York who’s running for president?
A: Bony Sanders.

Q: I heard there is a skeleton in your closet?!
A: No, the body hasn’t decomposed yet.

Q: Why are pumpkins better than men?
A: Every year you get a fresh crop to choose from.

Q: What did the boy ghost ask his father?
A: Do humans really exist?

Q: Where do most ghouls and goblins live in 2022?
A: In North Scarolina and South Scarolina.

Q: Why did the headless horseman start his own business?
A: To get ahead in life.

I hope you all enjoyed these and may your Thursday continue
to be filled with many sexy and fun tickles..