😂🤣TICKLER TUESDAY🤣😂

Good morning, Happy Tickler Tuesday everyone. Today

I have some more funnies for you all to enjoy and I am

also including an email I got this morning. And including

my response to him. So I hope these make you all LOL or

at least put a smile on your faces..

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There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't

afford it and neither could there parents.

So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will

all be able to get married".

So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon

but we can't afford it".

The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the

honeymoon at their parents house.

So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go

downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter

screaming but she juts ignored it. When she reached the second daughters

bedroom she could hear laughing and just ignored it. When she reached

the third daughters room she could hear nothing and deiced 2 ignore it.

The next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first daughter "Why were you screaming?".

And the daughter replied "Well mother you told me 2 scream when something hurt."

Then the mother said to the second daughter "Why were you laughing last night?"

and the daughter replied "Mother you told me to laugh when something tickled".

Then the mother said to the last daughter "Why didn't I hear anything coming

from your room last night?"

and the daughter replied "Well mother you told me never to talk with my mouth full".

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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said,

"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything,

and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that

says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it.

She'll probably be thrilled!"

So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked,

"Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"

"She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth,

and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."

TODAY'S EMAIL

Let me lay you down and kiss on your neck then work my way down your
chest to your tits taking my time with each one before continuing down
your stomach to your navel and then slowly creeping past your hips and
down your thighs gently kissing and licking my way inch my inch until I
reach your ankles and then work my way back up your inner thighs to your
dripping wet pussy kissing and teasing my way around it before I begin swirling
and sucking on your clit while I rub your g spot with my fingers until you are
squirming and squeezing my head with your thighs trying to escape but
I'll hold you down and continue until you cum all over my beard before
I flip you over and push your face down into the bed and then rub the head
of my dick on your clit gently until I'm rock hard then slowly slide all the way
in and back out speeding up with each until I'm pounding you from the back
while I have an ass cheek in each hand spreading that perfect ass open so
daddy can deep stroke that pussy until you cream all over me and soak the
mattress and floor from squirting over and over

Feb 17 6:57 AM

Sent My Response

Good morning, you have quite an imagination there thank you for sharing
with me. And I truly hope you find that special lady to enjoy this with.
As I am a long time happily married member of the site. May I suggest
that you read the ladies profiles here before sending emails like this
to them.

Thank you so much and I hope you enjoy your Tuesday..

Now I don't know how many of you ladies and men get emails like this

but I have to say I wish members would read our PROFILES before sending

emails to us like this. Would you enjoy getting an email like this one?

I hope you all enjoy lots of fun sexy laughs for your Tuesday and may

it continue to be a terrific one..