TIME FOR TICKLER TUESDAY

Good morning, Happy Tickler Tuesday everyone. I still

don't have my computer and I think I will have to buy

a new one next week. Which kind of sucks as I also

have our truck tags next week to pay as well. I hope

that June goes by very fast. So here is a couple of

ticklers that I hope make you laugh out loud today

or put a smile on your face..

Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson

about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved

a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms,"

said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water.

The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.

He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass.

It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died.

"Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?"

he asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded,

"Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

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A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following

conversation takes place:

Man: What's the problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

Man: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.

Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!

Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.

Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.

Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.

Man: Shut your mouth, woman!

Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?

Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

I hope these made you laugh out loud today and may

your Tuesday continues to make you laugh and smile..