HNW Shaving Cream

Well with my genes and the slightest bit of American Indian Blood in my body I am not a hairy person. That being said I don't need to shave often. Unfortunately for someone who grew up in the 70's and 80's I always wanted to have sideburns like my Uncle, who had a fantastic mustache and sideburns. My father could grow them as well but was usually clean shaven fir his job. Needless to say I never could. You can actually see 5 days of growth with shaving cream. Trader Joe's Brand, how little is there. So little the cream when rubbed didn't really even foam up lol. But there was once when I was working on set. A long shoot and hadn't had my hair cut in a few months and they needed a trainer to play a small role one of our dogs was in so I was voluntold to do it. As I sat in the make up chair the make up man was deciding what to do with me since it was the 70's time period in the movie. He was about to put a mustache on me when I thought this is my chance. I asked if I could have sideburns instead. Oh he gave me a grand pair. That with my bellbottom pants, silk shirt and jean jacket i was back in my elementary school days but with sideburns. I have photographic proof of it somewhere buried on a hard drive but it's in a box somewhere. Anyway that's my tame attempt at shaving cream. Sorry not too fun lol. Happy HNW