In my post True Confessions of Safer Sex I mentioned that I had ordered some latex panties for saf(er) oral sex and outercourse. Here's my report.
My four-panty pack came in a small little box...
(remote for scale - tee hee)
Each pair was encased in its own protective package - just like a condom.
Then I had a few days to wait until Hard Workin Dad returned from a trip out of town. Last night was the big night. For "foreplay"
we watched a couple of YouTube videos together about how to put them on:
OK, her hips are 45, mine are 44, seems like it should be easy enough, right?
HWD went to take a shower and I carefully removed the panties from their packet.
Isn't the "L" cute? Can't you just imagine Laverne wearing these?
HWD returned from his shower, then the gnarly part began.
You heard that right, it's like trying to open a compost bag.
There is a a second part of the video where I say "hey take a little video of me pulling it out at the side and I'll make a GIF" and HWD says "I've been videoing this whole time." 😂 It's funny, but I'm sorry, I'm not willing to show any more of my saggy body today.
Then we had a little hitch. HWD injured his knee a couple weeks ago and it had been healing pretty well, but somehow he tweaked it getting up off the bed where he'd been videoing me. He was in serious pain. Kneeling in front of the altar of my latexed kitty was not going to happen.
HWD: Maybe you could sit on my face?
So I did. 🤭 For quite a long time. It felt good. Maybe not exactly the same as tongue to bare skin, but pretty damn close. Both the front and the back were visited. Oh that's another advantage of these panties...I am extremely prone to UTI's, so any kind of back to front action is prohibited on pain of death. Not an issue when wearing these.
They weren't completely foolproof. You saw how involved it is to put them on. I don't know if I'd be up for that with a new partner watching. There were frequent adjustments to make sure things were covered. But I would give them a qualified recommendation if you're looking for a saf(er) way to have mouth fun.
Someone (Ponygirl I think?) was wondering if they could be washed and re-used. With shipping they were $29 for a 4-pack, so they're not cheap. I was able to wash them and they were intact...but I had a hell of a time trying to arrange them to hang them up to dry, as different areas kept wanting to stick together. Same thing when they were dry - the edges are kind of permanently rolled and the minute I got one area unstuck, another area would stick together. I dunno, maybe it could be a dental dam for second round even if they're not in condition to be put on?
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Laverne’s picture got eaten. 😁
Once we got one of those giant choc cakes from costco for a coworkers bday. I brought tubes of white frosting and we all put all kindsa L's on her cake. I said this is like Lavernes clothes..
Her name is Lisa ....and she LOved her cake and her L's.....lol
That is really interesting. Sincerely, thanks for sharing with us. I learn so much on this site.
Thank you for saying that - that makes me so happy. 😊
Would baby powder or corn starch make it easier to open? 🤔
HWD is so awesome! Cheering you on like that! 😂
How about washing it with a towel inside? Would that make it so it won't stick together while you're trying to wash it or hang it?
I thought the same kind of thing! Slide a dry t shirt inside after washing to keep them from sticking.
Ya....i was gonna suggest the powder/cornstarch thing. Its like surgical gloves~
I agree, HWD is pretty awesome. 😉
I think the cornstarch idea is the best bet. It won't hurt to give it a try!
Interesting! As someone said....the things we learn here. Wowie. Glad the sensations were felt thru the contraption. Even better a willing partner to help with it all. Love that part ~
This little experiment definitely wouldn't have happened with some other partners. 😊
It sounded like you were trying to put on a balloon! Love the instructional video though. Real life videos are always appreciated when learning about a product.
Sorry about HWD's knee.
I'm glad you enjoyed it - I pretty much knew it was going to end up being funny, and that's more than ok. 😊
After he first injured it, he was limping REALLY badly and then within a week it had greatly improved - so I'm hoping it plays out the same way again. 😬
Did they get shipped from FL or OK? I wonder if they would be easier to open if it were cooler.
You know what, I bet you're right BJ! (brilliant as always) It wouldn't even have to be shipped from the South, I'm sure any truck carrying goods during the summer gets extra hot inside.
By the time I re-order it'll be cooler weather - I'll report on whether they're less stuck together.
I'd try putting them in a bag with a little cornstarch powder (they make brands especially for latex clothes/toys) and shake them once they've been washed and dried... maybe help keep them from sticking.
Exactly HOW big do they stretch tho... do they come in plus sizes?
Your excellent tryon video sounds reminded me of that old Durex condom commercial with all the balloon animals having sex!
The squeaky sounds were pretty funny. The Lorals people must be aware of this issue because they actually have a piece on their website talking about how some people who are into ASMR like the sounds of latex! 😂
I think current sizing fits hip/waist up to 51 inches...my hips are 44, they were pretty comfy but were rolling a bit on the sides. I think they're considering making larger sizes.
I'm so happy they worked! And I laughed so hard as you were gently parting them, LOL. You made putting them on look pretty easy. Thank you so much for sharing!!
It was quite a delicate operation! 😂 I like BJ's theory that them being shipped in the summer heat made them stick together. Certainly none of the videos on the Lorals website made them look like they were stuck together (of course they didn't).
The remote picture has me rolling.
I’m thinking it would work as a dental dam if you can’t get them on again.
29 for four disposable is a lot! I’m almost thinking you’d have to keep it to a once a week type of deal
Well, we only get together once a week, so....
I'm not even up for going through one a week. $29 a month - $348 a year - that's a lot! I'm thinking once as a panty, next the next time or two as a dental dam? 🤷🏻♀️
I mean...it's not like I can't afford an extra $348 a year. I'm just going to feel extra money sensitive until the new bathroom is paid for and I'm no longer taking money out of my nest egg for that.
I would have guessed that sensitivity would be greatly reduced but you surprised me by stating it felt pretty good. Do they come in flavors?
These were vanilla scented but I forgot to ask HWD whether they actually tasted like vanilla. So far there are only two variations, briefs and bikinis, but perhaps if the company does well they'll experiment with other options of flavor and fit.
Those look more challenging to put on than compression wear! Also kind of sounded like bubble wrap. More power to you if they provided the protection you were seeking.
Or like a balloon, as Kay said! 😂 It was a fun experiment and I appreciate that HWD is willing to be experimental.
Did he say they tasted bad or funky?
He didn't...but then it wouldn't be like him to make a negative comment about me wanting to try out a new sex thing. 😊 I'll have to ask him.