For a list of all issues of SEXY TIMES published in the old format on the Light Side, please see SEXY TIMES BACK ISSUES: LIGHT SIDE EDITIONS. For a list of all issues of SEXY TIMES published on the Dark Side up to the end of December 2023, please see SEXY TIMES BACK ISSUES: DARK SIDE EDITIONS (PART ONE).
Below is a list of all issues of SEXY TIMES published here on the Dark Side from January 2024 onwards:
AUGUST 2026
| SERENDIPITOUS SEX | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 21 | A STORMY SPEEDO TALE | AN ALTERED HAPPY BIRTHDAY | REPORT MEMBER ABUSE | LET'S TALK ABOUT SEX | FLASHING IN A LIFT | MORE ON ABUSE: WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKENHEARTED? | WHEN HARRY MET SALLY FOR CENTENARIAN SEX | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 22 |
JULY 2026
| A HUMBLE CARPET BEATER | ORGIES ARE TRIVIAL | A PARADOX OF KNOWLEDGE | LE 4 JUILLET EST ARRIVÉ | THE NEW SITE AGAIN | I'VE JUST COME BACK FROM AN ICE CREAM BATH | RISING TO THE POACHED EGGS CHALLENGE | KILLING KITTENS | HAS THE TOUR DE FRANCE ALREADY BEEN WON WITH TWO WEEKS OF RACING LEFT TO GO? | FOLLOW YOU FOLLOW ME | Mn IS MANGANESE | FROM A VW CAMPER VAN TO STORMY DANIELS!+ | FROM A VW CAMPER VAN TO STORMY DANIELS+ | THIS YEAR'S TOUR DE FRANCE IS THE TOUR DE POGACAR | POST-WORLD CUP BLUES | WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I MET STORMY ON A BEACH | WELCOME TO CRYPTOLAND | TADEJ POGACAR, THE BEST EVER? | A STORMY OUTTAKE! | DIRTY TALK | THERE'S ONE THING THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF ABOUT THIS SITE |
NB: The two + posts are very similar. The first post was initially denied by the site and I then deleted it. The second post was a redacted version of the first post. But then the site belatedly approved and undeleted the first post!
JUNE 2026
| I PREFER A TWOSOME AND A FOURSOME OVER A THREESOME | I AM AN ACCREDITED WET T-SHIRT CONTEST JUDGE | A LANDMARK RULING TO HOLD ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE TO ACCOUNT? | A MAN WITH AN ERECTION LURKING ON AN ENGLISH HILLSIDE! | AN ALTERNATIVE AMERICAN TOURIST TRAIL OF BRITAIN | BRIDGES ARE SEXY | FUCKING SPORTS | PLAGIARISM IS THEFT | AN INTERVIEW WITH NASTYTEASE4U | WHY DID AMERICANS BOO ENGLAND? | THREE PDAs | KARL LAGERFELD IN KUALA LUMPUR | AN INTERVIEW WITH WEGOFORIT2 | THE NEW SITE IS A DOG'S DINNER | HOLDING RIHANNA'S UMBRELLA | NO PRIVACY IN AN AMERICAN TOILET CUBICLE | SITE FEEDBACK | 72 GAMES PLAYED, 32 GAMES TO PLAY | THE MOST STUPID THINGS I'VE SAID |
MAY 2026
| I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT ALISON, MY LOST OPPORTUNITY? | FOR RICHER OR POORER | MAY IS INTERNATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH: 1 GOVERNMENT MASTURBATION POLICY | DOUBLE DENIM | BEST INVENTIONS? | MAY IS INTERNATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH: 2 A SHORT HISTORY OF MASTURBATION | A GENIE IN A LAMP | MAY IS INTERNATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH: 3 A RELIGIOUS GUIDE TO MASTURBATION | DON'T COME INTO MY BOUDOIR! | OLD WIVES' TALES | BANDS THAT DIDN'T QUITE GET THEIR DUE 9: SPARKS | ROYAL EXCLUSIVE: SEX ROMP AT WINDSOR CASTLE | EUROVISION 2026: BULGARIA COMES FIRST AND UK LAST | MAY IS INTERNATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH : 4 MASTURBATING FOR CHARITY | FROM INIGO JONES TO INDIANA JONES | SWINGING BOOK UPDATE: MISSION UNACCOMPLISHED | WORLD CUP FEVER? | MAY IS INTERNATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH: 5 TRIVIALISING MASTURBATION | TRUMP BANS CLOWNFISH IN AMERICA! | I HAVEN'T BEEN ALERT FOR SOME TIME HERE | STREAKING AT A FOOTBALL GAME | A MAN KEPT A DUCK'S EGG IN HIS UNDERPANTS! | PREPARE FOR PASSION | PASSION AND PURGATORY |
APRIL 2026
| WHEN SLINKY MET COCKY | FINLAND IS THE HAPPIEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD YET AGAIN | THE PLEASURE AND THE PAIN: FROM BAUBLES TO CURRY | A SURGE OF NEW FOLLOWERS | A USED PANTIES VENDING MACHINE, ONLY IN JAPAN! | ON BEING CONSERVATIVE AND ON BEING LIBERAL | BEST EVER DRUMMER | MY BUBBLE WRAP UNDERWEAR | BANDS THAT DIDN'T QUITE GET THEIR DUE 7: PREFAB SPROUT | WHAT BECOMES OF THE BROKENHEARTED | BEST EVER BASS GUITARIST | GANDY'S HANDS | HORRIBLE HAIKU 1: I'M NOT IN LOVE | NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET WHILE ON THE ROAD? | BEST EVER KEYBOARDIST | "CHAPTERS SHRINK TO SUIT TIKTOK READERS" | FLASHING MY PINKIE AT PINKIE | ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND A MORAL DILEMMA | BEST EVER GUITARIST | BAD SEX IN FICTION | BANDS THAT DIDN'T QUITE GET THEIR DUE 8: AIR | PORN IS TRIVIAL | OUTTAKEN IN SWITZERLAND | BEST EVER SINGER |
MARCH 2026
| THE KING AND QUEEN OF THE PUT-DOWNS | I WANT TO BE A REAL MAN | MY BLACK AND WHITE WEDDING | AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE EXPERIMENT, PART THREE: FROM NAPOLEON BONAPARTE TO MUHAMMAD ALI | THE BATTLE OF SALAD DRESSING | INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY: FROM GEORGE SAND TO EVE BABITZ | WITHERING ON THE VINE | CROCS ARE COOL | MY BOOK PROPOSAL | TODAY IS PI DAY | ASSUME MAKES AN ASS OUT OF U AND ME | AN ELECTRIC FENCE: A PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATE AND A SHOCKING EXPERIENCE | THE BATTLE OF ALL BATTLES | THE RISE OF LOOKSMAXXING | PUBLISHING MY BOOK: AN UPDATE | MY HANDS ONCE FONDLED HILLARY CLINTON'S BOTTOM! | BANDS THAT DIDN'T QUITE GET THEIR DUE 5: STEEL PULSE | WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE YEAR 2026 | MAKING SENSE OF IRAN | WHAT SUPERPOWER WOULD YOU LIKE? | BANDS THAT DIDN'T QUITE GET THEIR DUE 6: ALABAMA 3 |
FEBRUARY 2026
| A GENERATIONAL BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 2.1 | BANDS THAT DIDN'T QUITE GET THEIR DUE 4: STIFF LITTLE FINGERS | THIS IS A LOT OF FLANNEL | THE BATTLE OF THE SALAD INGREDIENT | THE KINKIEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD? | "A SOCIAL NETWORK FOR AI AGENTS" | THE WINTER OLYMPICS, FROM PENIS-INJECTED SKI JUMPERS TO A MINION FIGURE SKATER! | WAR AND PEACE: THE ART OF THE PEACE DEAL | CHOCOLATE TRIVIA | AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE EXPERIMENT, PART ONE: FROM MARILYN MONROE TO PETER NOONE | KISSING IS LIKE EATING A PROBIOTIC YOGURT | RED LIPSTICK | CARPE DIEM | THE BATTLE OF THE SMOOTHIE | AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE EXPERIMENT, PART TWO: FROM JOE BIDEN TO CHARLY WEGELIUS | LOST IN MUSIC | DOUBLE HELL |
JANUARY 2026
| RESOLUTIONS, FROM SELLING LAND TO NOT SMOKING | AN INTERVIEW WITH MR AND MRS MOSAIC | SWINGING MOMENT 49: A CUCKOLDING EXPERIENCE | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 17 | MAKING SENSE OF VENEZUELA | SOMETHING NEW, THE TRUTH? + | SOMETHING NEW + | THE BATTLE OF THE CABBAGE | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 18 | SWINGING MOMENT 50: HE JUST HAD TOO MUCH STAMINA FOR ME! | AN INTERVIEW WITH PARTYGALD | A COCKTAIL BAR, A MARRIED WOMAN AND JAPANESE BONDAGE ROPE | SWINGING MOMENT 51: A BLOW-UP BED BUT NO BLOW-UP DOLL | WORKING ON THE FARM | AN INTERVIEW WITH MR AND MRS LOOKSEEWHATOUTTH | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 19 | SWINGING MOMENT 52: VIAGRA AND MY SWINGING YEARS | A B DE VILLIERS, IT'S NOT CRICKET! | THE BATTLE OF THE DAIRY | SWINGING MOMENT 53: MUCH FUCKING BUT LITTLE KISSING | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 20 | I'M THINKING OF WRITING A BOOK | SOMEWHERE IN WINTERY AMERICA | "A WORLD EXPERT ON RICH MEN'S BEDROOM CEILINGS"! | POTHOLE ART |
NB: The two + posts are similar. Two issues of SEXY TIMES were mistakenly issued on the same day.
DECEMBER 2025
| SWINGING MOMENT 44: I WAS ONCE A PERFORMING SEAL | FROM CLICKBAIT TO RAGE BAIT | 22 FESTIVE SLEEPS TO GO | SECOND CHANCES HAVE NOT REALLY WORKED FOR ME | AN INTERVIEW WITH A FLAMING TITTAT | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 12 | SWINGING MOMENT 45: A CAMMING EXPERIENCE | TOP OF THE WIKI-POPS | WHEN KATE MET DONALD, CAPTION THIS PHOTO | MY RASTAFARIAN XMAS | AN INTERVIEW WITH A CRAZY SEXY LADY | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 13 | THE BATTLE OF CHOCOLATE | SWINGING MOMENT 46: FFM IS EXHAUSTING FOR A MAN | MY HOLIDAY MEMORIES FROM ABERSOCH, NORTH WALES TO KOLOLI, THE GAMBIA | SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE | XYLOPHONIST YANKS ZEBRA! | AN INTERVIEW WITH MANNI OF THE ISLE | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 14 | SWINGING MOMENT 47: MOST WOMEN SHAGGED IN A DAY | WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR NEWS FROM? | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 15 | NEARLY HOME ALONE THIS XMAS | CHRISTMAS CRACKERS | AN INTERVIEW WITH MAXXX PLEASURE | SWINGING MOMENT 48: SLOPPY SECONDS | THE BATTLE OF THE POTATO | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 16 | LOTS OF BUBBLY, LOVELY JUBBLY! |
NOVEMBER 2025
| A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 7 | SWINGING MOMENT 38: FOND MEMORIES OF SHIRLEY | THE AYES HAVE IT | A REFUGEE'S STORY | A CUCUMBER MOVEMBER | SWINGING MOMENT 39: A PRE-SWINGING ENCOUNTER | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 8 | ONE FOR SORROW, TWO FOR JOY | SWINGING MOMENT 40: MY WIFE AT A SEX CLUB | AUTUMNAL SHENANIGANS IN SHERWOOD FOREST | IT HAD TO HAPPEN SOONER OR LATER | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 9 | SWINGING MOMENT 41: THIS IS HOW I GOT INTO SWINGING | TEN THINGS I AM THANKFUL FOR | THE BATTLE OF JELLY | UNDER VINCENT'S WHEATFIELD | SWINGING MOMENT 42: A GANGBANG AT A SEX PARTY | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 10 | ARE YOU PARASOCIAL? | SWINGING MOMENT 43: MY FIRST SWINGING TIME AT A SEX CLUB | CLIMATE CHANGE AND COP30: TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE? | LONG AND THIN GOES STRAIGHT IN, SHORT AND THICK DOES THE TRICK | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 11 | POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS QUEEN | THE BATTLE OF DESSERT ACCOMPANIMENTS | A SUNDAY MOAN AND GROAN |
OCTOBER 2025
| AN ORANGE LETTER TO AMERICA | SWINGING MOMENT 31: AN EMBARRASSING INCIDENT IN THE TOILETS | "A RIDDLE WRAPPED IN A MYSTERY INSIDE AN ENIGMA" | TWO ANTICS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE | THE BATTLE OF THE COOKIES | SWINGING MOMENT 32: PIMPING AT A CLUB | A SONNET FOR TEXAS ERECTUS | THE PINK PANTHER IS THINKING PINK | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 4 | SWINGING MOMENT 33: FUNCTIONAL VERSUS SOCIAL SWINGING | BEING AMBASSADORIAL | SCANDALOUS AFFAIRS | SWINGING MOMENT 34: FALLING ASLEEP ON A TOILET | A HALF-NAKED SONNET FOR THE WOOLLY WAILERS | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 5 | AN AWFUL POEM 3: ORGASM RHYMES | WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE YEAR 2025 | SWINGING MOMENT 35: THE BEAUTIFUL AND THE UNWASHED | MY STEPSON AND POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER | AS BLACK AS NEWGATE'S KNOCKER | THE BATTLE OF WHISKY | SWINGING MOMENT 36: BAREBACK SEX IN RETFORD | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 6 | SWINGING MOMENT 37: A PLANNED FOURSOME IN LEXINGTON PLACE | WE'RE ALL IMMIGRANTS | NOT DOING MY OWN THING | KEEPING IT SHORT | THE BATTLE OF THE PUMPKIN |
SEPTEMBER 2025
| SEVENTEEN STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT | TAKE FIVE FROM KING TUBBY | A BOOK OF HALF-NAKED SONNETS | SWINGING MOMENT 25: SHROPSHIRE MEETS SHROPSHIRE IN CHESHIRE | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 2 | STEPSON LATEST | THE BATTLE OF THE SANDWICH | SWINGING MOMENT 26: FROM A NEVER ENDING BUKKAKE TO A NOT-SO-HAPPY ENDING BUKKAKE? | MORE ON THE BAYEAUX TAPESTRY | A PYJAMA PARTY IN DORM 7 | CLEANING TOILET BRUSHES, A MATTER OF ETIQUETTE | A SONNET FOR DINGESS DONGESS DUNG | SWINGING MOMENT 27: A PROWLING WITNESS TO A DOUBLE-PENETRATION | A ZIMBABWEAN TRAVELOGUE: PART ONE | "IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES" | FROM GARDENING TO SEX DATING! | QUITE REVEALING, MAYBE QUITE RAVISHING BUT NOT QUITE RIVETING | SWINGING MOMENT 28: THE WOMAN FROM ST LOUIS | A ZIMBABWEAN TRAVELOGUE: PART TWO | THE BATTLE OF THE JUICES | A SONNET FOR KEVIN BIG SPROUT KILT | SWINGING MOMENT 29: MY BEST EVER DINNER PARTY | "I'M THE MAN THAT GAVE YOU THE HULA-HOOP" | MASTURBATING A CUCUMBER | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 3 | JIMMY'S BACK | SWINGING MOMENT 30: THE LAST PARTY | A SONNET FOR MAL FUCKSION | AMERICA 13 EUROPE 15 | 85 SLEEPS TO GO! |
AUGUST 2025
| WHY DO OTHER PEOPLE HAVE MORE SEX AND BETTER SEX? | MY SIX MUSES | THE BANK OF TRUMP? | DATING TIPS FROM A NEUROSCIENTIST | SWINGING MOMENT 17: TWO VERY LONG DRIVES FOR NOTHING | BANNED FROM SWIMMING IN LYON | A BIRTHDAY POSTING | A BIRTHDAY POSTING | SWINGING MOMENT 18: SOMETIMES IT'S NOT FAIR | THE BATTLE OF THE JAM | SOME SNAILS ARE TOO SEXY FOR THEIR OWN GOOD! | BONNIE BLUE SHAGGED OVER A THOUSAND MEN IN A DAY! | SWINGING MOMENT 19: BEWARE OF CAMBRIDGE SWINGING COUPLES | WILLY HATS FOR SALE | BANDS THAT DIDN'T QUITE GET THEIR DUE 3: MAGAZINE | SWINGING MOMENT 20: A WOMAN TAKES HER MAN FOR A WALK | BACK TO SCHOOL | I HAVE A SON IN THE GAMBIA, PLUS ANOTHER SON IN FLORIDA! | SWINGING MOMENT 21: A HARLEY DAVIDSON AND A PANG OF JEALOUSY | "IT'S ONLY WORDS, AND WORDS ARE ALL I HAVE" | THERE'S AN O AND P IN OOPS! | SWINGING MOMENT 22: A MAGICAL TIME IN LINCOLN | THE BATTLE OF THE PASTRY | TO BIDET OR NOT TO BIDET | SWINGING MOMENT 23: SEX WITH A 'DIRTY WHORE' | WHO WANTS TO WIN THIS YEAR'S NOBEL PEACE PRIZE? | PORN NAMES 4U | BRITISH WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHY AWARDS 2025 | A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 1 | SWINGING MOMENT 24: A COUPLES NIGHT AT A SEX CLUB WITH A UNICORN ENDING | "RUBENS WITH JOKES" |
JULY 2025
| SWINGING MOMENT 8: BLOOD AT A SEX PARTY | EATING ICE CREAM HALF-NAKED IN A HEATWAVE | THE SUMMER OF '78 | LE TOUR DE FRANCE EST SUR LE POINT DE COMMENCER | OH MY GOD! | SWINGING MOMENT 9: TWO BIG NIPPLES AND ONE BIG COCK | TWO LOVERS IN MY GARDEN | SWINGING MOMENT 10: AN 'ORGY' IN A HOTEL ROOM | FROM CLEAVAGE TO HEAVAGE | BANDS THAT DIDN'T QUITE GET THEIR DUE 2: THAT PETROL EMOTION | SWINGING MOMENT 11: A ZIPLESS FUCK IN A JACUZZI | THE BATTLE OF THE TOAST TOPPINGS | BEING COOL | SWINGING MOMENT 12: NOT SWINGING WITH CANADA | THE TADEJ POGAČAR SHOW ON TOUR | MONKEY NUTS | A D'OH! MOMENT | SWINGING MOMENT 13: WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE CALLED POOPAL? | FROM SAN PELLEGRINO TO MINA MAZZINI | AN INTERVIEW WITH SITE SUPPORT | FROM THE PYRENEES TO THE ALPS | SWINGING MOMENT 14: THE MAN WITH A CANE AND A NON-PLAYING WIFE | LIFE'S A BEACH | SMELLY BALLS? SMELLY FANNY? SURE, NO PROBLEM! | SWINGING MOMENT 15: CALLING KEVIN OUT | THE BATTLE OF THE PEANUTS | TOO YOUNG TO VOTE? | LE TOUR EST MAINTENANT TERMINÉ | SWINGING MOMENT 16: A CARPET BURN, AND NOT FROM SEX! | MY DUEL WITH CAPTAIN Q CUMBER | ETHICAL STREET ART |
JUNE 2025
| AN INTERVIEW WITH MRS LUCKY COUPLE | THE BEST PARTS OF A SEX PARTY | A JAPANESE UMBRELLA? | COMPARING TRUMP WITH HITLER: RESISTANCE IS KEY | THE DEMISE OF THE HANDKERCHIEF | SWINGING MOMENT 1: FROM THE HOT TUB TO THE LOUNGE VIA THE KITCHEN | WEIRD LAWS | I'VE NEVER BEEN BELTED EVEN HALF-NAKED | SWINGING MOMENT 2: THE SMOKIN' HOT CHAIN MAIL DRESS | THE BATTLE OF THE DOUGHNUTS | MY WORST FUCKS | AN AWFUL POEM 2: BEAUTY RHYMES | SWINGING MOMENT 3: NEARLY A DOUBLE-PENETRATION AT A LUXURY HOTEL | THE KUALA LUMPUR PORN PLACEMENT | A-EYE NEWS | SWINGING MOMENT 4: EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING! | BANDS THAT DIDN'T QUITE GET THEIR DUE 1: DR. FEELGOOD | SWINGING MOMENT 5: SWINGERS HERE LOVE A PREMIER INN! | MY BEST FUCKS | IT'S OH SO QUIET | FROM A WINE GLASS TO A VACUUM CLEANER | SWINGING MOMENT 6: JUST WATCHING OTHERS | THE BATTLE OF THE MILKSHAKES | GULF OF MEXICO OR GULF OF AMERICA? | SWINGING MOMENT 7: HALFWAY AT UTTOXETER | A GROTESQUE WEDDING |
MAY 2025
| LOVE HURTS, OR RATHER LOVE BITES | IS MAGA A CULT? | AT A CROSSROADS | THE BATTLE OF THE FISHES | BEWARE OF THE KUMPO | DOGGING IN DENIM | "THE EUROPEAN UNION WAS FORMED TO SCREW THE UNITED STATES" | WHY I DISTRUST ESTATE AGENTS | THE GLOBAL TRUSTWORTHINESS INDEX | SIT HERE PLEASE | I GOT BANNED FOR MAKING A PIECE OF FURNITURE IN A THONG! | THE BATTLE OF THE GRAINS | SEVEN QUESTIONS I WANT TO ASK RIGHT NOW | JOB VACANCY: POLITICAL LEADER WANTED | WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? | AN INTERVIEW WITH SEXY SWEET | INDIANA JONES AND THE COMING OF MARY | REMEMBER THE LURKERS | DOES HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF? | I HAD A DREAM | CAUGHT IN THE ACT | MY FAVOURITE FILMS | GAME, SET AND MATCH | THE SECRET TO A LONG MARRIAGE | THE BATTLE OF THE OMELETTE | LEST WE FORGET: THE INTERWAR YEARS AND THE NOW YEARS |
APRIL 2025
| FANCY A PILL? | A HALF-NAKED BUBBLE TEA! | A LATE SPRING FLING IN A FIELD? | THE BATTLE OF THE HOT BEVERAGE | FANCY A WHEEL? | TRUMP HAS JUST DECLARED A 'FAIR WAR' ON THE REST OF THE WORLD | BIG COCK VINYL | THE GREAT TRADE WAR HAS JUST BEGUN | WE ALL HAVE PRINCIPLES | QUEEN VICTORIA HAD A PRINCE ALBERT | ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE | DEAR WEATHER | THE BATTLE OF THE COLD BEVERAGE | THE GREAT SPERM RACE | JUST A PERFECT DAY | FROM SNOOKER TO AN EARWORM WHILE I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THE RADIO | IN PRAISE OF JUAN MAEDA'S ART | POT THE PINK | LEEDS ARE ... GOING UP, LEEDS ARE GOING UP | A SHORT DISGUSTING POST | NOT IN PRAISE OF JOSEPH FARREL'S ART | THE ART OF THE TROLL | THE RIDDLER | VERY SORRY BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CHEAT THIS WEEK |
MARCH 2025
| I AM A PRISONER OF MY PAST, I AM NOT A PRISONER OF MY PAST | FANCY A DUNGEON? | MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO IS THE FAIREST ONE OF ALL? | THE BATTLE OF THE SAVOURY PIE | NATO, THE FACTS (WITH A LITTLE BIT OF OPINION AT THE END) | FANCY A MASSAGE? | SUITS: THE PRINCESS, HER CUCKOLD HUSBAND AND HER SUITED BULL | FANCY A TANTRA? | RULE 34 | "DO I FEEL LUCKY? WELL, DO YOU ... PUNK?" | FANCY AN EDGE? | I HAD CRAIC BUT NO TITTY-FUCK ON ST PATRICK'S DAY! | THE WORLD'S UGLIEST ANIMAL | FINLAND IS THE HAPPIEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD | THE BATTLE OF THE SWEET PIE | FANCY A SHOCK? | WHEN ERROL FLYNN MET ELLE FANNY | RHOSSI WANTS TO GO BACK HOME | WHY DO MEN LOVE BREASTS? | MY VOCABULARY IS EXPANDING | FOUR STEPS TO GENOCIDE | INTERNATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY | BREAKING NEWS |
FEBRUARY 2025
| SOMETIMES THERE'S A FIRST AND LAST TIME FOR EVERYTHING SEXUALLY | AN INTERVIEW WITH MR RAVEN MOON | AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO FASCISM | A SEXUAL CLOSE SHAVE | EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE A WILDLIFE PHOTO | THE BATTLE OF THE BAKED POTATO | ALL COVERED MUSICALLY: FROM AEROSMITH TO RUN-D.M.C. | FANCY A CHAIR? | THE UK PUN CHAMPIONSHIPS 2024 | A SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY COCKROACH MASSACRE | ARTIFICIAL (UN)INTELLIGENCE | 'TIS THE DAY OF LOVE | AN AWFUL POEM 1: LOVE RHYMES | FANCY A CUCKOLD? | A TALE OF FOUR SPERM DONORS | AN INTERVIEW WITH THAT'S MY GIRL, AKA TINK | NOT A BUFF CORRELL CD | ALL COVERED MUSICALLY: FROM EDDIE FLOYD TO AMII STEWART | THE BATTLE OF THE SIDE DISH | "TARIFF IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WORD IN THE DICTIONARY" | FANCY A FROTTEUR? | NATURE INFOCUS PHOTOGRAPHY AWARDS | A BLACK OR A WHITE WEDNESDAY? | ALL COVERED MUSICALLY: FROM EAGLES TO GIPSY KINGS | A D+MB WH+RE | THE TWILIGHT ZONE |
JANUARY 2025
| SOMETHING NEW, NO CHEATING | FANCY A ROPE? | GIRLFRIEND 18 | AN INCIDENT IN THE TOILET | FANCY A PLUG? | AND NOW FOR THE NEWS | UNFORTUNATELY THEY'RE DAVID GANDY'S GLOVES | I'VE GOT TO GET GREENLAND OFF MY CHEST | THE BATTLE OF THE STEW | DAVID HOCKNEY IS RICH | FANCY A SWING? | ASSIGNATION BELIEVABLE | SOME REAL EAU DE TOILETTE! | DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN? | FANCY A FIST? | I HAVE A HUNCH THAT SOMETHING IS UP | ALL COVERED MUSICALLY: FROM BOB DYLAN TO JIMI HENDRIX | THE WINTER'S TALE | AN INTERVIEW WITH A SEXUAL GOOD TIME | FIRST THEY CAME ... | THE BATTLE OF THE MILK | FANCY A GANGBANG? | PARENTS, PARTNERS AND BEDS | THE WOMAN WITH AMAZING LIPS AND HIPS | ALL COVERED MUSICALLY: FROM EWAN MacCOLL TO ROBERTA FLACK | FANCY A FETISH? |
DECEMBER 2024
| FANCY A GLORY HOLE? | THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SEX IN BELGIUM | MY FESTIVE LIST | FANCY A PERIOD? | WILL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CANNIBALISE ITSELF? | GIRLFRIEND 15 | UNLUCKY STEPSON? LUCKY STEPSON? | AN INTERVIEW WITH SIR GOING DOWN | FANCY A BOTTOM? | GREG LAKE'S WIFE BELIEVES IN A HALF-NAKED FATHER CHRISTMAS | THE BATTLE OF FAST FOOD | CONVERTING CHRISTIANS TO GARDEN COMPOST? | FANCY A SNACK? | GIRLFRIEND 4 | BLOCKING MEMBERS | XTRA YELLOW ZEBRA | THE ABC OF RESEARCH | FANCY A SNOWBALL? | GIRLFRIEND 10 | FOLLOW YOU FOLLOW ME | NO SLEEPS TO GO | THE SINGING BINMAN | FANCY A TORTURE? | GIRLFRIEND 3 | THE BATTLE OF THE OILS | NAUGHTY STAMPS |
NOVEMBER 2024
| TWO UNCILLION ROUBLES | KAMALA IS BRAT | THE BATTLE OF THE MUFFINS | FANCY A BLINDFOLD? | RESEARCH SNIPPETS | HALF-NAKED IN MOVEMBER | FANCY A GROUP? | VILLAGE PEOPLE | OPERATION WETBACK | STRICTLY COME DANCING | FANCY A TRIBUTE? | MY BALLS ARE SO BIG THAT I HAVE TO CARRY THEM AROUND IN A WHEELBARROW | MIND GAMES | THE BATTLE OF THE CHARCUTERIE | AMERICAN FOOTBALL GOES NUCLEAR | AN INTERVIEW WITH U LIKE ORAL | FANCY A TEABAG? | VERY UNSEASONAL WEATHER | THE PROFESSOR OF INFIDELITY | FANCY A PEG? | MINNESOTA IS A KINK HOT SPOT | FROM 'DRILL, BABY, DRILL' TO THE 'GIFT OF GOD' AND BACK | FANCY A MACHINE? | MOVE OVER MOVEMBER, IT'S NUCUMBER | THE BATTLE OF THE CHEESE | “IT'S BEHIND YOU. OH NO IT ISN'T. OH YES IT IS |
OCTOBER 2024
| SEX SELLS BUT WOMEN'S SEX SELLS BIG | YES TO BLACK BUT NO TO ORANGE AND PINK | FANCY A SPANK? | AN INTERVIEW WITH A SUB WITH BRAINS | THREE TIPS FOR NEW BLOGGERS | THE BATTLE OF THE WINES | FANCY A WAX? | A TIP FROM SAINT PAUL | NAKED MAN RIDING A BIG PINK ROCKET | AN INTERVIEW WITH MISS VERITAS X | WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE YEAR, 2024 | FANCY A ROLE? | THE CHICHESTER ANTI-RECREATION PARTNERSHIP | QUEEN CONKER BEATS KING CONKER | SPIT-ROAST TALES IN SAINT-TROPEZ | FANCY A GOLDEN SHOWER? | FANCY A TITFUCK? | WORK CAN BE ANNOYING | THE BATTLE OF WATER | MESSAGE TO BROCK PURPURA, FRIENDFINDER NETWORKS' CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER + | A TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE CLAMPDOWN | LET'S PLAY LEGO INSTEAD! | FANCY A PEEP? | THE FACTS OF LIFE | FANCY A SQUIRT? | THE BAD BOYS (AND GIRLS) OF ROCK | DOING MY OWN THING WITH SANDRA BULLOCK | BADMINTON IS DOG-EAT-DOG |
NB: The + post was denied by the site.
SEPTEMBER 2024
| AN INTERVIEW WITH THE FRENCH EFFER | GIRLFRIEND 17 | HALF-NAKED IN A TENT WITH KAMALA | FROM ICELANDIC CUCUMBERS TO SPANISH PINEAPPLES! | AN INTERVIEW WITH 4PLAYLIST | THE BATTLE OF HOT FINGER FOODS | THE ARGUMENT: PART ONE OF A TRILOGY | FANCY A CHOKE? | MATEUS ROSÉ, MY FIRST CANDLE AND JOHN HOLMES | THE DIAGNOSIS: PART TWO OF A TRILOGY | IG NOBEL PRIZES | ASK FOR ANGELA | BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE | THE PROGNOSIS: PART THREE OF A TRILOGY | HOW TO HAVE GREAT SEX IN LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS | QUINTESSENTIALLY RIDICULOUS | FANCY A RIM? | THE GEOGRAPHY OF SEX | THE BATTLE OF COLD FINGER FOODS | THE SECRET ART OF AN ENGLISH GENTLEMAN | AN INTERVIEW WITH THUMPER | DICK PIC ALERT! | BIRD PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE YEAR | FANCY A SPIT-ROAST? | AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT IS WHAT IT IS | AN INTERVIEW WITH LADY LISA |
AUGUST 2024
| I WANT TO BE A DANISH PASTRY | BOOK OF (CAT) PROVERBS | TREATY | HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! | GIRLFRIEND 31 | THE BATTLE OF THE YOGURTS | SOME OLYMPIAN OBSERVATIONS | "LET THEM EAT CAKE" | THE HOUSE OF MEDICI | I'M NO BEACH BUM | A STEPSON UPDATE | BANQUET OF THE CHESTNUTS: MEDIEVAL FAKE NEWS? | GIRLFRIEND 21 | FAIRGROUND ATTRACTION | MONDAY IS PUNDAY! | GETTING OLDER | P IS FOR POLE, PENIS AND PORN | AN INTERVIEW WITH A SLEEK SINGAPOREAN | THE MAKEOVER OF KING CHARLES | THE BATTLE OF THE RICE | URGENT: YOUR HELP IS NEEDED | AN INTERVIEW WITH LADY ELIZABELLA | FANCY A FACIAL? | DON'T TELL ICELAND, I'VE GOT A SECRET STASH OF CUCUMBER ICE CREAM | CAN YOU GET RICH BY BEING NICE? | ""NOT FUNNY, SHOW SOME RESPECT"" | THE BATTLE OF THE COFFEE MUGS |
JULY 2024
| "MY WIFE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH THE MAN NEXT DOOR" | MY VAIN TAN-LINED PURSUIT OF HALLE BERRY | SOME GOOD ADVICE FROM PHIL THE CHEF | GIRLFRIEND 22 | SNEAKY? | WHAT A WEEK ON TOUR | AN INTERVIEW WITH LEE | NOT STAYING COOL BUT STAYING HOT FOR ANGELA MERKEL | THE BATTLE OF THE BERRIES | OL' BLUE EYES DIDN'T DO IT HIS WAY | POGAÄŒAR VERSUS VINGEGAARD ON TOUR | MINNESOTA, MANGANESE AND MEAN | AN INTERVIEW WITH A RED SWALLOW | BEARDS ARE TRIVIAL | IN THE ARMY NOW | A NICE TOUR ENDING IN NICE FOR TADEJ POGAÄŒAR | SEPARATE BEDS | I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN A HALF-NAKED COVER-UP! | IN PRAISE OF DITA VON TEESE | THE BATTLE OF THE SHELLFISH | TOUR DE TRUMP+ | GIRLFRIEND 19 | TOUR DE TRUMP+ | LORD OF THE FLIES | DOING THE CUCUMBER RUMBA |
NB: Both + blog posts are the same; the blog post was published twice because of distribution problems.
JUNE 2024
| MISCELLANY | WE DON'T WANNA PUT IN | A STORM IN A POOL | GIRLFRIEND 23 | ANAL PRINTS, URODYNAMICS AND A SMART TOILET | HOT AIR BALLOONING | TOLYAMORY | MY SHORTS | THE BATTLE OF THE TOMATOES | STICKS AND STONES | GIRLFRIEND 12 | KING LEAR | THE LAST SCREENWRITER | BUILDER'S BOTTOM | GIRLFRIEND 25 | NATURALLY HALF-NAKED | THE BATTLE OF THE CRISPS | FROM FLORENCE TO NICE ON TOUR |
MAY 2024
| TEN THINGS ABOUT ME | THE BATTLE OF THE STEAKS | WHO INVENTED THE BRASSIERE? | FROM TIGHTS TO SOCKS | GIRLFRIEND 8 | A STEPSON ABROAD | THE UTTER MADNESS OF CHEESE-ROLLING | DOING MY OWN THING IN BRIEFS | THE BATTLE OF THE MUSHROOMS |
NB: From 4 March to 16 April 2024, SEXY TIMES was forced to cease publication.
MARCH 2024
| A BIT OF GARGLING | A CONDOM POLL | YOU'RE THE FIRST TO KNOW | IN DEFENCE OF JAPAN+ |
NB: The + post was denied by the site.
FEBRUARY 2024
| WHAT'S BRITAIN GOOD FOR? | AN INTERVIEW WITH MIDWEST TWO FOR FUN | THE IRONIC ANATOMY OF A DENIAL | ZOMBIE FUNGUS FOUND IN FLORIDA | A HALF NEKKID POEM | BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, I NOW HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH A SINGLE BED | MAYBE SOME GOOD NEWS ON THE STEPSON FRONT | THE BATTLE OF THE PANCAKES | GIRLFRIEND 29 | THE BEST AND WORST OF TEACHERS | FELLATIO CALLING | WHAT SENSE COULD YOU LIVE WITHOUT? | I DO LOVE A GOOD COURT CASE | WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I HAD AN ACCIDENT IN YOUR COUNTRY? | MY BEST KISS | UNDERWATER PHOTOGRAPHY | CUCUMBER DANCING ON CUCUMBER DAY | CUNNILINGUS CALLING | NORMAL IRONING IS EXTREME ENOUGH FOR ME | FUCKITY FUCK | THE BATTLE OF THE CONDIMENTS | BUGGERY BUGGER | LORD BYRON'S BOUDOIR | LA BOUGIE DU SAPEUR |
JANUARY 2024
| CALENDARS AND DIARIES | HEARTBREAK HOTEL | THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH | AN INTERVIEW WITH MRS RAVEN MOON | GIRLFRIEND 26 | EMBARRASSING ERECTIONS | SOPHIA LOREN WANTS US TO TALK ABOUT CENSORSHIP | THE WELSH TIDY MOUSE | A TALE OF A TOWN HALL MEETING | POSTMAN PAT AND HIS BLACK AND WHITE CAT | MEN GET PAID TO GET LAID IN INDIA! | THE BATTLE OF THE COFFEES | GIRLFRIEND 7 | SHARING A BED WITH A FRIEND | MALE MASTURBATION EUPHEMISTICALLY SPEAKING | APPLE BOTTOMS | THE EUNUCH-MAKER AND THE NULLO | GIRLFRIEND 16 | A GIFT OF LIFE | WORLD'S OLDEST JOKE ... AND WORLD'S NEWEST JOKE | FEMALE MASTURBATION EUPHEMISTICALLY SPEAKING | UPKILTED IN SCOTLAND | THE BATTLE OF THE TEAS | WHAT'S IN A SURNAME? | THE PLASTER CASTER | GIRLFRIEND 2 | DOING MY OWN THING ON THE RED CARPET |
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