For a list of all issues of SEXY TIMES published in the old format on the Light Side, please see SEXY TIMES BACK ISSUES: LIGHT SIDE EDITIONS. For a list of all issues of SEXY TIMES published on the Dark Side up to the end of December 2023, please see SEXY TIMES BACK ISSUES: DARK SIDE EDITIONS (PART ONE).
Below is a list of all issues of SEXY TIMES published here on the Dark Side from January 2024 onwards:
MAY 2025
| LOVE HURTS, OR RATHER LOVE BITES | IS MAGA A CULT? | AT A CROSSROADS | THE BATTLE OF THE FISHES | BEWARE OF THE KUMPO | DOGGING IN DENIM | "THE EUROPEAN UNION WAS FORMED TO SCREW THE UNITED STATES" | WHY I DISTRUST ESTATE AGENTS |THE GLOBAL TRUSTWORTHINESS INDEX | SIT HERE PLEASE | I GOT BANNED FOR MAKING A PIECE OF FURNITURE IN A THONG! | THE BATTLE OF THE GRAINS | SEVEN QUESTIONS I WANT TO ASK RIGHT NOW | JOB VACANCY: POLITICAL LEADER WANTED | WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? |
APRIL 2025
| FANCY A PILL? | A HALF-NAKED BUBBLE TEA! | A LATE SPRING FLING IN A FIELD? | THE BATTLE OF THE HOT BEVERAGE | FANCY A WHEEL? | TRUMP HAS JUST DECLARED A 'FAIR WAR' ON THE REST OF THE WORLD | BIG COCK VINYL | THE GREAT TRADE WAR HAS JUST BEGUN | WE ALL HAVE PRINCIPLES | QUEEN VICTORIA HAD A PRINCE ALBERT | ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE | DEAR WEATHER | THE BATTLE OF THE COLD BEVERAGE | THE GREAT SPERM RACE | JUST A PERFECT DAY | FROM SNOOKER TO AN EARWORM WHILE I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THE RADIO | IN PRAISE OF JUAN MAEDA'S ART | POT THE PINK | LEEDS ARE ... GOING UP, LEEDS ARE GOING UP | A SHORT DISGUSTING POST | NOT IN PRAISE OF JOSEPH FARREL'S ART | THE ART OF THE TROLL | THE RIDDLER | VERY SORRY BUT I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CHEAT THIS WEEK |
MARCH 2025
| I AM A PRISONER OF MY PAST, I AM NOT A PRISONER OF MY PAST | FANCY A DUNGEON? | MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO IS THE FAIREST ONE OF ALL? | THE BATTLE OF THE SAVOURY PIE | NATO, THE FACTS (WITH A LITTLE BIT OF OPINION AT THE END) | FANCY A MASSAGE? | SUITS: THE PRINCESS, HER CUCKOLD HUSBAND AND HER SUITED BULL | FANCY A TANTRA? | RULE 34 | "DO I FEEL LUCKY? WELL, DO YOU ... PUNK?" | FANCY AN EDGE? | I HAD CRAIC BUT NO TITTY-FUCK ON ST PATRICK'S DAY! | THE WORLD'S UGLIEST ANIMAL | FINLAND IS THE HAPPIEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD | THE BATTLE OF THE SWEET PIE | FANCY A SHOCK? | WHEN ERROL FLYNN MET ELLE FANNY | RHOSSI WANTS TO GO BACK HOME | WHY DO MEN LOVE BREASTS? | MY VOCABULARY IS EXPANDING | FOUR STEPS TO GENOCIDE | INTERNATIONAL CLEAVAGE DAY | BREAKING NEWS |
FEBRUARY 2025
| SOMETIMES THERE'S A FIRST AND LAST TIME FOR EVERYTHING SEXUALLY | AN INTERVIEW WITH MR RAVEN MOON | AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO FASCISM | A SEXUAL CLOSE SHAVE | EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE A WILDLIFE PHOTO | THE BATTLE OF THE BAKED POTATO | ALL COVERED MUSICALLY: FROM AEROSMITH TO RUN-D.M.C. | FANCY A CHAIR? | THE UK PUN CHAMPIONSHIPS 2024 | A SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY COCKROACH MASSACRE | ARTIFICIAL (UN)INTELLIGENCE | 'TIS THE DAY OF LOVE | AN AWFUL POEM 1: LOVE RHYMES | FANCY A CUCKOLD? | A TALE OF FOUR SPERM DONORS | AN INTERVIEW WITH THAT'S MY GIRL, AKA TINK | NOT A BUFF CORRELL CD | ALL COVERED MUSICALLY: FROM EDDIE FLOYD TO AMII STEWART | THE BATTLE OF THE SIDE DISH | "TARIFF IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WORD IN THE DICTIONARY" | FANCY A FROTTEUR? | NATURE INFOCUS PHOTOGRAPHY AWARDS | A BLACK OR A WHITE WEDNESDAY? | ALL COVERED MUSICALLY: FROM EAGLES TO GIPSY KINGS | A D+MB WH+RE | THE TWILIGHT ZONE |
JANUARY 2025
| SOMETHING NEW, NO CHEATING | FANCY A ROPE? | GIRLFRIEND 18 | AN INCIDENT IN THE TOILET | FANCY A PLUG? | AND NOW FOR THE NEWS | UNFORTUNATELY THEY'RE DAVID GANDY'S GLOVES | I'VE GOT TO GET GREENLAND OFF MY CHEST | THE BATTLE OF THE STEW | DAVID HOCKNEY IS RICH | FANCY A SWING? | ASSIGNATION BELIEVABLE | SOME REAL EAU DE TOILETTE! | DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN? | FANCY A FIST? | I HAVE A HUNCH THAT SOMETHING IS UP | ALL COVERED MUSICALLY: FROM BOB DYLAN TO JIMI HENDRIX | THE WINTER'S TALE | AN INTERVIEW WITH A SEXUAL GOOD TIME | FIRST THEY CAME ... | THE BATTLE OF THE MILK | FANCY A GANGBANG? | PARENTS, PARTNERS AND BEDS | THE WOMAN WITH AMAZING LIPS AND HIPS | ALL COVERED MUSICALLY: FROM EWAN MacCOLL TO ROBERTA FLACK | FANCY A FETISH? |
DECEMBER 2024
| FANCY A GLORY HOLE? | THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SEX IN BELGIUM | MY FESTIVE LIST | FANCY A PERIOD? | WILL ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE CANNIBALISE ITSELF? | GIRLFRIEND 15 | UNLUCKY STEPSON? LUCKY STEPSON? | AN INTERVIEW WITH SIR GOING DOWN | FANCY A BOTTOM? | GREG LAKE'S WIFE BELIEVES IN A HALF-NAKED FATHER CHRISTMAS | THE BATTLE OF FAST FOOD | CONVERTING CHRISTIANS TO GARDEN COMPOST? | FANCY A SNACK? | GIRLFRIEND 4 | BLOCKING MEMBERS | XTRA YELLOW ZEBRA | THE ABC OF RESEARCH | FANCY A SNOWBALL? | GIRLFRIEND 10 | FOLLOW YOU FOLLOW ME | NO SLEEPS TO GO | THE SINGING BINMAN | FANCY A TORTURE? | GIRLFRIEND 3 | THE BATTLE OF THE OILS | NAUGHTY STAMPS |
NOVEMBER 2024
| TWO UNCILLION ROUBLES | KAMALA IS BRAT | THE BATTLE OF THE MUFFINS | FANCY A BLINDFOLD? | RESEARCH SNIPPETS | HALF-NAKED IN MOVEMBER | FANCY A GROUP? | VILLAGE PEOPLE | OPERATION WETBACK | STRICTLY COME DANCING | FANCY A TRIBUTE? | MY BALLS ARE SO BIG THAT I HAVE TO CARRY THEM AROUND IN A WHEELBARROW | MIND GAMES | THE BATTLE OF THE CHARCUTERIE | AMERICAN FOOTBALL GOES NUCLEAR | AN INTERVIEW WITH U LIKE ORAL | FANCY A TEABAG? | VERY UNSEASONAL WEATHER | THE PROFESSOR OF INFIDELITY | FANCY A PEG? | MINNESOTA IS A KINK HOT SPOT | FROM 'DRILL, BABY, DRILL' TO THE 'GIFT OF GOD' AND BACK | FANCY A MACHINE? | MOVE OVER MOVEMBER, IT'S NUCUMBER | THE BATTLE OF THE CHEESE | “IT'S BEHIND YOU. OH NO IT ISN'T. OH YES IT IS |
OCTOBER 2024
| SEX SELLS BUT WOMEN'S SEX SELLS BIG | YES TO BLACK BUT NO TO ORANGE AND PINK | FANCY A SPANK? | AN INTERVIEW WITH A SUB WITH BRAINS | THREE TIPS FOR NEW BLOGGERS | THE BATTLE OF THE WINES | FANCY A WAX? | A TIP FROM SAINT PAUL | NAKED MAN RIDING A BIG PINK ROCKET | AN INTERVIEW WITH MISS VERITAS X | WILDLIFE PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE YEAR, 2024 | FANCY A ROLE? | THE CHICHESTER ANTI-RECREATION PARTNERSHIP | QUEEN CONKER BEATS KING CONKER | SPIT-ROAST TALES IN SAINT-TROPEZ | FANCY A GOLDEN SHOWER? | FANCY A TITFUCK? | WORK CAN BE ANNOYING | THE BATTLE OF WATER | MESSAGE TO BROCK PURPURA, FRIENDFINDER NETWORKS' CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER + | A TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE CLAMPDOWN | LET'S PLAY LEGO INSTEAD! | FANCY A PEEP? | THE FACTS OF LIFE | FANCY A SQUIRT? | THE BAD BOYS (AND GIRLS) OF ROCK | DOING MY OWN THING WITH SANDRA BULLOCK | BADMINTON IS DOG-EAT-DOG |
NB: The + post was denied by the site.
SEPTEMBER 2024
| AN INTERVIEW WITH THE FRENCH EFFER | GIRLFRIEND 17 | HALF-NAKED IN A TENT WITH KAMALA | FROM ICELANDIC CUCUMBERS TO SPANISH PINEAPPLES! | AN INTERVIEW WITH 4PLAYLIST | THE BATTLE OF HOT FINGER FOODS | THE ARGUMENT: PART ONE OF A TRILOGY | FANCY A CHOKE? | MATEUS ROSÉ, MY FIRST CANDLE AND JOHN HOLMES | THE DIAGNOSIS: PART TWO OF A TRILOGY | IG NOBEL PRIZES | ASK FOR ANGELA | BLAME IT ON THE BOOGIE | THE PROGNOSIS: PART THREE OF A TRILOGY | HOW TO HAVE GREAT SEX IN LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIPS | QUINTESSENTIALLY RIDICULOUS | FANCY A RIM? | THE GEOGRAPHY OF SEX | THE BATTLE OF COLD FINGER FOODS | THE SECRET ART OF AN ENGLISH GENTLEMAN | AN INTERVIEW WITH THUMPER | DICK PIC ALERT! | BIRD PHOTOGRAPHER OF THE YEAR | FANCY A SPIT-ROAST? | AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT IS WHAT IT IS | AN INTERVIEW WITH LADY LISA |
AUGUST 2024
| I WANT TO BE A DANISH PASTRY | BOOK OF (CAT) PROVERBS | TREATY | HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! | GIRLFRIEND 31 | THE BATTLE OF THE YOGURTS | SOME OLYMPIAN OBSERVATIONS | "LET THEM EAT CAKE" | THE HOUSE OF MEDICI | I'M NO BEACH BUM | A STEPSON UPDATE | BANQUET OF THE CHESTNUTS: MEDIEVAL FAKE NEWS? | GIRLFRIEND 21 | FAIRGROUND ATTRACTION | MONDAY IS PUNDAY! | GETTING OLDER | P IS FOR POLE, PENIS AND PORN | AN INTERVIEW WITH A SLEEK SINGAPOREAN | THE MAKEOVER OF KING CHARLES | THE BATTLE OF THE RICE | URGENT: YOUR HELP IS NEEDED | AN INTERVIEW WITH LADY ELIZABELLA | FANCY A FACIAL? | DON'T TELL ICELAND, I'VE GOT A SECRET STASH OF CUCUMBER ICE CREAM | CAN YOU GET RICH BY BEING NICE? | ""NOT FUNNY, SHOW SOME RESPECT"" | THE BATTLE OF THE COFFEE MUGS |
JULY 2024
| "MY WIFE HAD AN AFFAIR WITH THE MAN NEXT DOOR" | MY VAIN TAN-LINED PURSUIT OF HALLE BERRY | SOME GOOD ADVICE FROM PHIL THE CHEF | GIRLFRIEND 22 | SNEAKY? | WHAT A WEEK ON TOUR | AN INTERVIEW WITH LEE | NOT STAYING COOL BUT STAYING HOT FOR ANGELA MERKEL | THE BATTLE OF THE BERRIES | OL' BLUE EYES DIDN'T DO IT HIS WAY | POGAČAR VERSUS VINGEGAARD ON TOUR | MINNESOTA, MANGANESE AND MEAN | AN INTERVIEW WITH A RED SWALLOW | BEARDS ARE TRIVIAL | IN THE ARMY NOW | A NICE TOUR ENDING IN NICE FOR TADEJ POGAČAR | SEPARATE BEDS | I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN A HALF-NAKED COVER-UP! | IN PRAISE OF DITA VON TEESE | THE BATTLE OF THE SHELLFISH | TOUR DE TRUMP+ | GIRLFRIEND 19 | TOUR DE TRUMP+ | LORD OF THE FLIES | DOING THE CUCUMBER RUMBA |
NB: Both + blog posts are the same; the blog post was submitted twice because of distribution problems.
JUNE 2024
| MISCELLANY | WE DON'T WANNA PUT IN | A STORM IN A POOL | GIRLFRIEND 23 | ANAL PRINTS, URODYNAMICS AND A SMART TOILET | HOT AIR BALLOONING | TOLYAMORY | MY SHORTS | THE BATTLE OF THE TOMATOES | STICKS AND STONES | GIRLFRIEND 12 | KING LEAR | THE LAST SCREENWRITER | BUILDER'S BOTTOM | GIRLFRIEND 25 | NATURALLY HALF-NAKED | THE BATTLE OF THE CRISPS | FROM FLORENCE TO NICE ON TOUR |
MAY 2024
| TEN THINGS ABOUT ME | THE BATTLE OF THE STEAKS | WHO INVENTED THE BRASSIERE? | FROM TIGHTS TO SOCKS | GIRLFRIEND 8 | A STEPSON ABROAD | THE UTTER MADNESS OF CHEESE-ROLLING | DOING MY OWN THING IN BRIEFS | THE BATTLE OF THE MUSHROOMS |
NB: From 4 March to 16 April 2024, SEXY TIMES was forced to cease publication.
MARCH 2024
| A BIT OF GARGLING | A CONDOM POLL | YOU'RE THE FIRST TO KNOW | IN DEFENCE OF JAPAN+ |
NB: The + post was denied by the site.
FEBRUARY 2024
| WHAT'S BRITAIN GOOD FOR? | AN INTERVIEW WITH MIDWEST TWO FOR FUN | THE IRONIC ANATOMY OF A DENIAL | ZOMBIE FUNGUS FOUND IN FLORIDA | A HALF NEKKID POEM | BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, I NOW HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH A SINGLE BED | MAYBE SOME GOOD NEWS ON THE STEPSON FRONT | THE BATTLE OF THE PANCAKES | GIRLFRIEND 29 | THE BEST AND WORST OF TEACHERS | FELLATIO CALLING | WHAT SENSE COULD YOU LIVE WITHOUT? | I DO LOVE A GOOD COURT CASE | WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I HAD AN ACCIDENT IN YOUR COUNTRY? | MY BEST KISS | UNDERWATER PHOTOGRAPHY | CUCUMBER DANCING ON CUCUMBER DAY | CUNNILINGUS CALLING | NORMAL IRONING IS EXTREME ENOUGH FOR ME | FUCKITY FUCK | THE BATTLE OF THE CONDIMENTS | BUGGERY BUGGER | LORD BYRON'S BOUDOIR | LA BOUGIE DU SAPEUR |
JANUARY 2024
| CALENDARS AND DIARIES | HEARTBREAK HOTEL | THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH | AN INTERVIEW WITH MRS RAVEN MOON | GIRLFRIEND 26 | EMBARRASSING ERECTIONS | SOPHIA LOREN WANTS US TO TALK ABOUT CENSORSHIP | THE WELSH TIDY MOUSE | A TALE OF A TOWN HALL MEETING | POSTMAN PAT AND HIS BLACK AND WHITE CAT | MEN GET PAID TO GET LAID IN INDIA! | THE BATTLE OF THE COFFEES | GIRLFRIEND 7 | SHARING A BED WITH A FRIEND | MALE MASTURBATION EUPHEMISTICALLY SPEAKING | APPLE BOTTOMS | THE EUNUCH-MAKER AND THE NULLO | GIRLFRIEND 16 | A GIFT OF LIFE | WORLD'S OLDEST JOKE ... AND WORLD'S NEWEST JOKE | FEMALE MASTURBATION EUPHEMISTICALLY SPEAKING | UPKILTED IN SCOTLAND | THE BATTLE OF THE TEAS | WHAT'S IN A SURNAME? | THE PLASTER CASTER | GIRLFRIEND 2 | DOING MY OWN THING ON THE RED CARPET |
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