A SHORT DISGUSTING POST

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This will be a short post as I'm in a state of slight shock.

I have just finished eating a cheese salad sandwich for lunch. The sandwich was fine but my enjoyment of it was spoiled by what I heard.

I was in the kitchen starting to eat my sandwich while trying to finish a crossword. I then heard noises coming from the nearby toilet. It was the noises of my stepson having a number two. I could probably handle the noises of a number one but not a number two.

I stopped eating my sandwich while he was on the toilet. Not only was he on the toilet, my stepson was on the phone. He often uses the toilet as a phone box. This told me that he was going to be some time in the toilet. My sandwich had to wait until it got eaten.

It also turned out that not only was he on the toilet and on the phone, he was eating his ham sandwich while having a number two. I was gobsmacked. My stepson then came out of the toilet after spraying some airfresh. The shock of him eating a sandwich while on the toilet overrode my shock of seeing him go straight to his bedroom without washing his hands in the bathroom.

My stepson isn't house-trained. He's a total slob!

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