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A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS #1

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Here's a quiz about quotations. Below are 14 quotations, with 16 points on offer.

WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)

  1. "Ich bin ein Berliner."
  2. "Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time."
  3. "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
  4. "The line is that I’m a dictator, but I stop crime.... So a lot of people say, ‘You know, if that’s the case, I’d rather have a dictator'.... Most people say … 'if he stops crime, he can be whatever he wants'.”
  5. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others."
  6. "Great Britain has lost an empire and has not yet found a role."
  7. "I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
  8. "Voting Tory [Conservative Party] will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
  9. "I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."
  10. "We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."

WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)

  1. "Houston, we have a problem."
  2. "Let them eat cake." ("Qu'ils mangent de la brioche." )

WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)

  1. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...."
  2. "We are very similar. We are both serial sex addicts.... He likes to engage in stuff that's even kinky to me - and I'm the king of kink!"

A coveted and exclusive top prize will be awarded to the person who gives the most correct answers in the quickest time.

No cheating. By cheating, you're only cheating yourself. I must admit I don't go along with this stupid maxim on Wednesdays!

Correct answers will be revealed in three days time on Monday, 1 September 2025.

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I reckon I'd have got 7 out of the first ten, and 3 out of the next four. Goiod quiz, good post!!

lindoboy100 4 months ago

You might have won the quiz. There's another one in which I'll be revealing the answers tomorrow - see A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 2. 🙂

Below are the answers to the quiz above. 🙂

WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)

  1. "Ich bin ein Berliner."
    (President John F Kennedy, 26 June 1963)

  2. "Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time."
    (Tallulah Bankhead)

  3. "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
    (Mark Twain)

  4. "The line is that I’m a dictator, but I stop crime.... So a lot of people say, ‘You know, if that’s the case, I’d rather have a dictator'.... Most people say … 'if he stops crime, he can be whatever he wants'.”
    (Donald Trump, 26 August 2025 )

  5. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others."
    (Groucho Marx)

  6. "Great Britain has lost an empire and has not yet found a role."
    (Dean Acheson, US Secretary of State, 5 December 1962)

  7. "I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
    (Oscar Wilde)

  8. "Voting Tory [Conservative Party] will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
    (Boris Johnson, 2005)

  9. "I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."
    (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

  10. "We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
    (Winston Churchill, 4 June 1940)

WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
11. "Houston, we have a problem."
(Apollo 13's Jim Lovell, but he actually said "Houston, we've had a problem"; the quote comes from Tom Hanks playing Jim Lovell in the 1995 Apollo 13 film)

  1. "Let them eat cake." ("Qu'ils mangent de la brioche." )
    (Marie Antoinette, but the
    words were written by Jean-Jacques Rousseau in 1765, nearly 25 years before the French Revolution when Marie Antoinette was nine years old and never had set foot in France; the quote was attributed to Marie Antoinette decades after her death)

WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
13. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...."
(President Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky, 26 January 1998)

  1. "We are very similar. We are both serial sex addicts.... He likes to engage in stuff that's even kinky to me - and I'm the king of kink!"
    (Brian Epstein on Prince Andrew in an unpublished interview in 2007)

@spunkycumfun
Just catching up now, not sure I'll see it before your answers go on though.
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I'm late to this one, but I swore Mae West was in there. I was wrong.

njfitguy1 4 months ago

There'll be another quiz soon. 🙂
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Many of these were familiar but I’m too lazy to type out my answers/guesses! How about a five question quiz next time, Mr. Wordy? 😉

I’m pretty sure JFK, Churchill and Clinton were in there, along with possibly Mae West and Marilyn Monroe.

smartasswoman 4 months ago

Three out of five names you mentioned are answers. Mr Wordy will consider your request for a shorter quiz next time if there is to be a next time. 🙂

Below are the correct answers in parentheses after the quotation. 🙂

WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)

  1. "Ich bin ein Berliner."
    (President John F Kennedy, 26 June 1963)

  2. "Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time."
    (Tallulah Bankhead)

  3. "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
    (Mark Twain)

  4. "The line is that I’m a dictator, but I stop crime.... So a lot of people say, ‘You know, if that’s the case, I’d rather have a dictator'.... Most people say … if he stops crime, he can be whatever he wants.”
    (Donald Trump, 26 August 2025 )

  5. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others."
    (Groucho Marx)

  6. "Great Britain has lost an empire and has not yet found a role."
    (Dean Acheson, US Secretary of State, 5 December 1962)

  7. "I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
    (Oscar Wilde)

  8. "Voting Tory [Conservative Party] will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
    (Boris Johnson, 2005)

  9. "I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."
    (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

  10. "We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
    (Winston Churchill, 4 June 1940)

WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
11. "Houston, we have a problem."
(Apollo 13's Jim Lovell, but he actually said "Houston, we've had a problem"; the quote comes from Tom Hanks playing Jim Lovell in the 1995 Apollo 13 film)

  1. "Let them eat cake." ("Qu'ils mangent de la brioche." )
    (Marie Antoinette, but words were written by Jean-Jacques Rousseau in 1765, nearly 25 years before the French Revolution when Marie Antoinette was nine years old and never had set foot in France; the quote was attributed to Marie Antoinette decades after her death)

WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
13. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...."
(President Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky, 26 January 1998)

  1. "We are very similar. We are both serial sex addicts.... He likes to engage in stuff that's even kinky to me - and I'm the king of kink!"
    (Brian Epstein on Prince Andrew in an unpublished interview in 2007)
1

I love, really love George Carlin! And I am a "bad" lady who keeps a diary... though only of my naughty experiences 😀 1 JFK, 3 Mark Twain 5 Groucho

AuraAviatik6 4 months ago

Your diary is my type of diary!
I'll give out the quiz answers on Monday. 🙂

Below are the correct answers in parentheses after the quotation. 🙂

WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)

  1. "Ich bin ein Berliner."
    (President John F Kennedy, 26 June 1963)

  2. "Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time."
    (Tallulah Bankhead)

  3. "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
    (Mark Twain)

  4. "The line is that I’m a dictator, but I stop crime.... So a lot of people say, ‘You know, if that’s the case, I’d rather have a dictator'.... Most people say … if he stops crime, he can be whatever he wants.”
    (Donald Trump, 26 August 2025 )

  5. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others."
    (Groucho Marx)

  6. "Great Britain has lost an empire and has not yet found a role."
    (Dean Acheson, US Secretary of State, 5 December 1962)

  7. "I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
    (Oscar Wilde)

  8. "Voting Tory [Conservative Party] will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
    (Boris Johnson, 2005)

  9. "I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."
    (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

  10. "We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
    (Winston Churchill, 4 June 1940)

WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
11. "Houston, we have a problem."
(Apollo 13's Jim Lovell, but he actually said "Houston, we've had a problem"; the quote comes from Tom Hanks playing Jim Lovell in the 1995 Apollo 13 film)

  1. "Let them eat cake." ("Qu'ils mangent de la brioche." )
    (Marie Antoinette, but words were written by Jean-Jacques Rousseau in 1765, nearly 25 years before the French Revolution when Marie Antoinette was nine years old and never had set foot in France; the quote was attributed to Marie Antoinette decades after her death)

WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
13. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...."
(President Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky, 26 January 1998)

  1. "We are very similar. We are both serial sex addicts.... He likes to engage in stuff that's even kinky to me - and I'm the king of kink!"
    (Brian Epstein on Prince Andrew in an unpublished interview in 2007)
1

Four...Was the FELON...which is just so wrong!!
Thirteen....Bill Clinton my favorite President I have always said he did a great job because he was getting some..😉

This was a great quiz I have heard many of these but I don't remember who said them all. Those two were the ones I remembered.

I hope your Friday is a fun start to your weekend..🙂

Tmptrzz 4 months ago

It's a tough quiz. I'll reveal the answers on Monday. 🙂

Below are the correct answers in parentheses after the quotation. 🙂

WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)

  1. "Ich bin ein Berliner."
    (President John F Kennedy, 26 June 1963)

  2. "Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time."
    (Tallulah Bankhead)

  3. "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
    (Mark Twain)

  4. "The line is that I’m a dictator, but I stop crime.... So a lot of people say, ‘You know, if that’s the case, I’d rather have a dictator'.... Most people say … if he stops crime, he can be whatever he wants.”
    (Donald Trump, 26 August 2025 )

  5. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others."
    (Groucho Marx)

  6. "Great Britain has lost an empire and has not yet found a role."
    (Dean Acheson, US Secretary of State, 5 December 1962)

  7. "I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
    (Oscar Wilde)

  8. "Voting Tory [Conservative Party] will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
    (Boris Johnson, 2005)

  9. "I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."
    (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

  10. "We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
    (Winston Churchill, 4 June 1940)

WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
11. "Houston, we have a problem."
(Apollo 13's Jim Lovell, but he actually said "Houston, we've had a problem"; the quote comes from Tom Hanks playing Jim Lovell in the 1995 Apollo 13 film)

  1. "Let them eat cake." ("Qu'ils mangent de la brioche." )
    (Marie Antoinette, but words were written by Jean-Jacques Rousseau in 1765, nearly 25 years before the French Revolution when Marie Antoinette was nine years old and never had set foot in France; the quote was attributed to Marie Antoinette decades after her death)

WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
13. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...."
(President Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky, 26 January 1998)

  1. "We are very similar. We are both serial sex addicts.... He likes to engage in stuff that's even kinky to me - and I'm the king of kink!"
    (Brian Epstein on Prince Andrew in an unpublished interview in 2007)
2

I'm going to be guessing more than I do with Citi's music quiz.

  1. John Kennedy
  2. Mae West
  3. George Carlin
  4. Fidel Castro
  5. Mark Twain
  6. Boris Johnson
  7. Groucho Marx
  8. Justin Trudeau
  9. Zsa Zsa Gabor
  10. Winston Churchill
  11. US atronaut Jim Lovell
  12. Marie-Antoinette
  13. Bill Clinton
  14. Magic Johnson
superbjversion2 4 months ago

That's a good stab at the answers, which will be revealed on Monday. 🙂

You scored a very respectable 7 points. The winner was sexstarvedme1966 with an incredible 13 points. Below are the correct answers in parentheses after the quotation. 🙂

WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)

  1. "Ich bin ein Berliner."
    (President John F Kennedy, 26 June 1963)

  2. "Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time."
    (Tallulah Bankhead)

  3. "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
    (Mark Twain)

  4. "The line is that I’m a dictator, but I stop crime.... So a lot of people say, ‘You know, if that’s the case, I’d rather have a dictator'.... Most people say … if he stops crime, he can be whatever he wants.”
    (Donald Trump, 26 August 2025 )

  5. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others."
    (Groucho Marx)

  6. "Great Britain has lost an empire and has not yet found a role."
    (Dean Acheson, US Secretary of State, 5 December 1962)

  7. "I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
    (Oscar Wilde)

  8. "Voting Tory [Conservative Party] will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
    (Boris Johnson, 2005)

  9. "I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."
    (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

  10. "We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
    (Winston Churchill, 4 June 1940)

WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
11. "Houston, we have a problem."
(Apollo 13's Jim Lovell, but he actually said "Houston, we've had a problem"; the quote comes from Tom Hanks playing Jim Lovell in the 1995 Apollo 13 film)

  1. "Let them eat cake." ("Qu'ils mangent de la brioche." )
    (Marie Antoinette, but words were written by Jean-Jacques Rousseau in 1765, nearly 25 years before the French Revolution when Marie Antoinette was nine years old and never had set foot in France; the quote was attributed to Marie Antoinette decades after her death)

WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
13. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...."
(President Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky, 26 January 1998)

  1. "We are very similar. We are both serial sex addicts.... He likes to engage in stuff that's even kinky to me - and I'm the king of kink!"
    (Brian Epstein on Prince Andrew in an unpublished interview in 2007)
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"Ich bin ein Berliner." - JFK
"Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time." - Sounds like something Mae West would have said, but I'm not sure.
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience." - That sounds like a George Carlin one.
"The line is that I’m a dictator, but I stop crime.... So a lot of people say, ‘You know, if that’s the case, I’d rather have a dictator'.... Most people say … 'if he stops crime, he can be whatever he wants'.” - Is that what Donnie 2 Weeks said just the other day?
"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others." - No idea
"Great Britain has lost an empire and has not yet found a role." - No idea.
"I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.” - No idea
"Voting Tory [Conservative Party] will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3." - No idea
"I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back." - No idea
"We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." - Winston Churchill

"Houston, we have a problem." - Jim Lovell, though that's not EXACTLY what he said.
"Let them eat cake." ("Qu'ils mangent de la brioche." ) - Marie Antoinette

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman...." - Bill Clinton
"We are very similar. We are both serial sex addicts.... He likes to engage in stuff that's even kinky to me - and I'm the king of kink!" - I guess they're talking about Sean (Puff Daddy) Combs, but not sure who said it.

CleavageFan4U 4 months ago

Thanks for playing. I'll reveal all on Monday. 🙂

You scored a respectable 6 points. The winner was sexstarvedme1966 with an incredible 13 points. Below are the correct answers in parentheses after the quotation. 🙂

WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)

  1. "Ich bin ein Berliner."
    (President John F Kennedy, 26 June 1963)

  2. "Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time."
    (Tallulah Bankhead)

  3. "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
    (Mark Twain)

  4. "The line is that I’m a dictator, but I stop crime.... So a lot of people say, ‘You know, if that’s the case, I’d rather have a dictator'.... Most people say … if he stops crime, he can be whatever he wants.”
    (Donald Trump, 26 August 2025 )

  5. "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others."
    (Groucho Marx)

  6. "Great Britain has lost an empire and has not yet found a role."
    (Dean Acheson, US Secretary of State, 5 December 1962)

  7. "I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there.”
    (Oscar Wilde)

  8. "Voting Tory [Conservative Party] will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3."
    (Boris Johnson, 2005)

  9. "I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back."
    (Zsa Zsa Gabor)

  10. "We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
    (Winston Churchill, 4 June 1940)

WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
11. "Houston, we have a problem."
(Apollo 13's Jim Lovell, but he actually said "Houston, we've had a problem"; the quote comes from Tom Hanks playing Jim Lovell in the 1995 Apollo 13 film)

  1. "Let them eat cake." ("Qu'ils mangent de la brioche." )
    (Marie Antoinette, but words were written by Jean-Jacques Rousseau in 1765, nearly 25 years before the French Revolution when Marie Antoinette was nine years old and never had set foot in France; the quote was attributed to Marie Antoinette decades after her death)

WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
13. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman...."
(President Bill Clinton on Monica Lewinsky, 26 January 1998)

  1. "We are very similar. We are both serial sex addicts.... He likes to engage in stuff that's even kinky to me - and I'm the king of kink!"
    (Brian Epstein on Prince Andrew in an unpublished interview in 2007)
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The site's chief executive officer, Brock Purpura, has recently blogged - see Hello Everyone! - though no comments were allowed on his post and I didn't receive an alert to the post despite following his blog. 🙂

spunkycumfun 4 months ago

@WyoCowboy7751 There is an irony there but at least he's showing his face on the site. 🙂

Maybe he is afraid of what people will say since some people will just vent.

@classicalrebel4 I think he knows some critical and even abusive comments would be left. 🙂

@OddsAgainst He was the founder's pick! 🙂
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