Cap d'Agde is a naturist and swingers resort on the French Mediterranean coast - see two photos above and below for what happens on its beach! Over the years I've blogged about my two visits to the resort - see WELCOME TO CAP SH'AGDE, MY MEDITERRANEAN ADVENTURE and SEX CLUBS I'VE BEEN TO: JEUX DE MAINS.
During the first visit, my partner and I arranged to meet up with a couple whom we first met at one of our parties - see SWINGING MOMENT 2: THE SMOKIN' HOT CHAIN MAIL DRESS. The other couple were camping at the resort while we stayed in a hotel. Because she didn't have sex with smokers, we knew our meet with them was going to be social and not sexual.
Being a naturist resort, people went around naked. We met the man of the other couple at the entrance of the camping site so he could guide us to their tent. We were all naked.
While walking to their tent, I was desperate to go to the toilet for a number two not a number one. Thankfully we walked towards some unisex public toilets. I went into a toilet cubicle naked, it was a French-style crouch-down job. After going to the toilet I found out that there was no toilet paper in the cubicle. I crept out of the cubicle to search for toilet paper. There was none to be found.
When was the last time you nearly got caught or even got caught short wanting to go to the toilet?
Though I was carrying a very small man-bag, there wasn't room in my bag for a pack of tissues. My bag was just big enough for my wallet, the hotel bedroom keys and a few condoms, I lived in hope!
And because I was naked, I couldn't use a handkerchief, my pants or even my socks in emergency. Instead I had to dash out of the cubicle and go to the washbasin to clean things up with my hand while continually checking for other people coming in.
I think I got away with it, though we didn't have sex with the other couple; perhaps they smelt a rat as well as a cigarette!
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I had to go while hiking in the Delaware Water Gap. With no potty around, I had to use the green door. Leaves were my only option for cleaning up.
In my time out in the countryside I've used many a dock leaf for that purpose!
Sounds like you had a squishy time!!
For me, I've had too many mishaps to mention, it's just one of the many hazards of travels in less salubrious parts of the world. I never go anywhere without bog roll, and that includes my corner shop!!
And the older I get the more difficult I find it to go very far without a pee.
If only it was a pee I wanted to do!
At least you had lots of sand around
Sand would make for a very gritty wiping experience!
How did you get that picture!!!... I am from France and i am shocked that a picture was taken from there... lol. I mean nowadays with the internet anything is exposed... yes I tried to go but i was too young when I was living in france. My parents used to go to Juan les Pin near Nice and we were doing the whole coast. I remember the 2.5 months of vacation. We don't see that anymore.
I didn't take the two photos, but there are lots of photos of people having sex on Cap d'Agde's beach on the internet.
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That is a nightmare scenario. I don't like going #2 in a public toilet even when there is TP!
I don't like number twos in a public toilet, but needs must sometimes!
Well that was some story there, I am glad you finally were able to get the issue taken care of. They really need to make sure that T.P. is always supplied to all toilets.
I hope you enjoy a tantalizing Thursday my friend..
Public toilets are renowned for a lack of toilet paper!
OMG, too funny.
I've been to several nekkie resorts, but only one where people had sex in public. Even there is was technically forbidden, and mostly consisted of BJs at the hot tub after dark. (Though S did come very close to having a girl on girl scene there! 😍) Going to one like in your pictures is surely a sexual bucket item for me!
I very much recommend Cap d'Agde though it's not cheap.
Hot tubs are tempting venues
@superbjversion2 So I've heard! 😁
Oh. My. God. That is probably one of my worst nightmares! Not for finding someone who may have a dingleberry or two hanging, but for me not having wiped properly from a pee or a poo is a nightmare. I am so fastidious about that area after I use the bathroom. Unless I am very comfortable with my partner, I won't even let him go down on me after a pee. I am very cleanly in that area and I want to make my experiences with a lover remembered finally. I remember once meeting with a couple which was my worst couple experience ever. She smelled Highly of urine. I could not stay in that area. Morning sex at best for me is if I'm comfortable, which happens most times but to think I couldn't wipe from a poo would send me over the proverbial edge. Great post spunky!
Good hygiene is of utmost importance!
I don’t think anything quite like what you describe has ever happened to me!
I’ve never been to Cap d’Agde either, although I do know people who have, and they all spoke very highly of the fun they had there... though probably with a bit of exaggeration, which is understandable and only human.
It’s one of those things I never did, and now I don’t think I ever will, and I’m left with a little twinge of regret for not having gone there at least once.
Cap d'Agde is a great place to visit. It's very well designed so the sex isn't in your face. Families with small kids go there!
This blog post is part of a series of my swinging moments, not presented in chronological order. See SWINGING MOMENT 1: FROM THE HOT TUB TO THE LOUNGE VIA THE KITCHEN, SWINGING MOMENT 2: THE SMOKIN' HOT CHAIN MAIL DRESS, SWINGING MOMENT 3: NEARLY A DOUBLE-PENETRATION AT A LUXURY HOTEL, SWINGING MOMENT 4: EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!, SWINGING MOMENT 5: SWINGERS HERE LOVE A PREMIER INN!, SWINGING MOMENT 6: JUST WATCHING OTHERS, SWINGING MOMENT 7: HALFWAY AT UTTOXETER, SWINGING MOMENT 8: BLOOD AT A SEX PARTY, SWINGING MOMENT 9: TWO BIG NIPPLES AND ONE BIG COCK, SWINGING MOMENT 10: AN 'ORGY' IN A HOTEL ROOM, SWINGING MOMENT 11: A ZIPLESS FUCK IN A JACUZZI, SWINGING MOMENT 12: NOT SWINGING WITH CANADA, SWINGING MOMENT 13: WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE CALLED POOPAL?, SWINGING MOMENT 14: THE MAN WITH A CANE AND A NON-PLAYING WIFE, SWINGING MOMENT 15: CALLING KEVIN OUT, SWINGING MOMENT 16: A CARPET BURN, AND NOT FROM SEX!, SWINGING MOMENT 17: TWO VERY LONG DRIVES FOR NOTHING, SWINGING MOMENT 18: SOMETIMES IT'S NOT FAIR, SWINGING MOMENT 19: BEWARE OF CAMBRIDGE SWINGING COUPLES, SWINGING MOMENT 20: A WOMAN TAKES HER MAN FOR A WALK, SWINGING MOMENT 21: A HARLEY DAVIDSON AND A PANG OF JEALOUSY, SWINGING MOMENT 22: A MAGICAL TIME IN LINCOLN, SWINGING MOMENT 23: SEX WITH A 'DIRTY WHORE', SWINGING MOMENT 24: A COUPLES NIGHT AT A SEX CLUB WITH A UNICORN ENDING, SWINGING MOMENT 25: SHROPSHIRE MEETS SHROPSHIRE IN CHESHIRE, SWINGING MOMENT 26: FROM A NEVER ENDING BUKKAKE TO A NOT-SO-HAPPY ENDING BUKKAKE?, SWINGING MOMENT 27: A PROWLING WITNESS TO A DOUBLE-PENETRATION, SWINGING MOMENT 28: THE WOMAN FROM ST LOUIS, SWINGING MOMENT 29: MY BEST EVER DINNER PARTY and SWINGING MOMENT 30: THE LAST PARTY for other moments.
These posts are solely my recollections. I readily accept that others involved may recall the swinging moments differently, especially the interpretation of the moments.