This moment came after my partner and I had just split up, and the reasons for our split was nothing to do with our swinging - see GIRLFRIEND 31 for the gory detail of our split.
Just before our split, my partner and I were invited to a couples-only party. We accepted their invitation but then we split. I informed the hosting couple of our split and they said that I was still welcome to attend the party as a single man. I decided to attend the party even though everyone else was coupled up because I knew many of the couples that were going to be at the party. By this time, there was a bit of a party circuit whereby a few couples would organise parties often inviting the same couples.
It suddenly dawned on me that as a single man I may not get invited to sex parties. Almost all the parties I had attended were couples-only parties. Hastily I emailed a woman who sometimes came to our parties with a male friend. I asked her whether she wanted to co-host parties at my place with no obligation of sex between us.
On the day that I was on a train to go the party as a single man, I got a text from the woman I'd asked to co-host a party with me. It seemed I hadn't closed down my computer on leaving my apartment before leaving for the party. My then ex-partner, who was still living in the apartment but in the spare bedroom, saw my email to the woman. My ex-partner sent a very angry and abusive email to the woman. My plan had been foiled; no more parties! I realise my ex-partner shouldn't have read my email but she did, and understandably the other woman didn't want to become embroiled in a melodrama.
On arriving at the party, not exactly a happy bunny, I started drinking quite a lot of wine while talking to those I knew at the party. In particular, I talked to the man of the couple whose partner I fucked hard at an earlier party (see SWINGING MOMENT 30: THE LAST PARTY). We got on very well; we were both Leeds United fans!
He was bemoaning the fact that the woman he often went with at parties was giving him the cold shoulder - she was the woman who was kicking my then partner at a hotel meet (see SWINGING MOMENT 4: EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!). It was also clear to me that a woman I often went with at parties was also giving me the cold shoulder, she had met a new man. We had a lot in common to bitch about!
Though the party had its sexual moments for me, including having sex in a hot tub with woman who'd just been double-penetrated - see SWINGING MOMENT 27: A PROWLING WITNESS TO A DOUBLE-PENETRATION, I wasn't in a happy place and drank far too much wine. I know that's no excuse!
Have you ever got too drunk at a party?
And if so, when was the last time you got too drunk at a party, and what happened?
Towards the end of the evening, or at least my evening, I went to the toilet and fell asleep while sitting on the toilet. It turned out that I had to be rescued and carried up to a bed. I shudder to think if my rescuers had found me in the middle of having a number two. Maybe they did and they had to wipe my bottom; maybe they did and they didn't! I didn't ask but how embarrassing!
That was the last sex party I ever attended.
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Somehow your Blog, (although very different), has brought back memories Spunky - way back when I was about seventeen, no must have been eighteen or they would not have allowed me to enter - not a club exactly, but a big dance floor with an Oak tree in the middle, fairy lights above, and couples danced around this tree trunk non- stop, thus all the gins - gin an appletizer (is this the correct spelling), think I mostly drank, stacks of em, but with all the hectic dancing guess the alcohol was unable to affect me much - cos should have been "drunk"! Um ..... but there may have been more occasions later when I wasn't so lucky!
They sound like good memories. I love fairy lights.
It’s been quite a while since I was drunk. I do remember an AFf meet and greet at a bar - 15-20 years ago - where I was drinking Long Island iced teas and they got the better of me. I was worried about driving home so I dozed in my car in the bar parking lot for a while. I’m sure I was still illegal by the time I took off, but at least no one else was on the road at that point. 😬
Like you, I've once slept in a car to sober up before driving. It wasn't a comfortable night's sleep!
Drunk at a party? Drunk at a bar? Too often! One time, years ago, Hubby and I got into a fight - I have no idea what it was over. I stormed outside, and started walking home. Crazy idea...since we live 5 miles out of town! He picked my ass up. I probably hooked up with too many guys at biker rallies, thank you, Alcohol.
Like you, I once drunkenly walked out of a party after having cross words with my partner's daughter. Thankfully my partner drove to get me as it was a long walk back to the hotel.
I guess it could have been worse if you had gotten stuck in the toilet. 🙂
Very true, that would have been much worse.
I never liked drinking. So never got drunk. I think they had to wipe your butt. Just teasing!
To this day, I still shudder at that thought.
I have never been really drunk. Never really been in a safe enough situation to get that way
It's always best to be in a safe place if drunk.
Had a streak where in that condition in postgraduate years after bad heartbreak, was for about 4 months a regular habit. Brothers would at some point take keys away and get me to my place.
It's always good to have friends around when too drunk.
I have only been horribly drunk once ... that's all it took for me swear "never again" I'll save the story for another time.
However, I remember one party where my pleasantly tipsy self was sitting on the toilet and I heard a noise. Still peeing, I peek behind the shower curtain and a male coworker is passed out in the bathtub. I wiped, flushed, etc ... and then brought friends in to see what I found!
Your colleague clearly was the entertainment for the evening.
Your question: Have you ever got too drunk at a party?
My answer: Countless times!
Join the club!
All right party girl
No can't say I have ever got to drunk at a party before. But I did eat a special brownie at one of my nice and naughty parties and my daughter had to walk me home..lol. Best party ever!!
I am so sorry that happened to you, and I hope you enjoy your Tuesday..
Those naughty brownies can lead to a lot of naughtiness!
It wasn't a party exactly, and I didn't fall asleep exactly, but this reminds me of a "fun" story from my past.
I was in Nawlins (New Orleans, for the unfamiliar) for a convention. A bunch of us when down to Bourbon Street to party, and yes, DRINK. I had my standard two Hurricanes (which if anyone knows them is PLENTY). Just as I was about to finish the second one and leave, and young hottie caught my attention. I bought her a drink and myself a third Hurricane. BIG mistake of course, and I soon didn't feel well. I went to a stall in the mens room. I guess I more or less passed out for the next thing I remember security is breaking down the door to the stall and hauling my ass out to the curb. (It's REALLY bad for business to have a patron die in your establishment!) A coworker witnessed this and came to my rescue. I thanked him by pucking on his shoes.
I guess the "young hottie' didn't wait around!
@spunkycumfun NO IDEA what happened to her. 😂
@CleavageFan4U That could have been a lost opportunity!
@spunkycumfun Yeah, MAYBE. But more likely she was just playing me for a free drink. 🤔
@CleavageFan4U At least you saved money!
This blog post is part of a series of my swinging moments, not presented in chronological order. See SWINGING MOMENT 1: FROM THE HOT TUB TO THE LOUNGE VIA THE KITCHEN, SWINGING MOMENT 2: THE SMOKIN' HOT CHAIN MAIL DRESS, SWINGING MOMENT 3: NEARLY A DOUBLE-PENETRATION AT A LUXURY HOTEL, SWINGING MOMENT 4: EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING!, SWINGING MOMENT 5: SWINGERS HERE LOVE A PREMIER INN!, SWINGING MOMENT 6: JUST WATCHING OTHERS, SWINGING MOMENT 7: HALFWAY AT UTTOXETER, SWINGING MOMENT 8: BLOOD AT A SEX PARTY, SWINGING MOMENT 9: TWO BIG NIPPLES AND ONE BIG COCK, SWINGING MOMENT 10: AN 'ORGY' IN A HOTEL ROOM, SWINGING MOMENT 11: A ZIPLESS FUCK IN A JACUZZI, SWINGING MOMENT 12: NOT SWINGING WITH CANADA, SWINGING MOMENT 13: WOULD YOU HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE CALLED POOPAL?, SWINGING MOMENT 14: THE MAN WITH A CANE AND A NON-PLAYING WIFE, SWINGING MOMENT 15: CALLING KEVIN OUT, SWINGING MOMENT 16: A CARPET BURN, AND NOT FROM SEX!, SWINGING MOMENT 17: TWO VERY LONG DRIVES FOR NOTHING, SWINGING MOMENT 18: SOMETIMES IT'S NOT FAIR, SWINGING MOMENT 19: BEWARE OF CAMBRIDGE SWINGING COUPLES, SWINGING MOMENT 20: A WOMAN TAKES HER MAN FOR A WALK, SWINGING MOMENT 21: A HARLEY DAVIDSON AND A PANG OF JEALOUSY, SWINGING MOMENT 22: A MAGICAL TIME IN LINCOLN, SWINGING MOMENT 23: SEX WITH A 'DIRTY WHORE', SWINGING MOMENT 24: A COUPLES NIGHT AT A SEX CLUB WITH A UNICORN ENDING, SWINGING MOMENT 25: SHROPSHIRE MEETS SHROPSHIRE IN CHESHIRE, SWINGING MOMENT 26: FROM A NEVER ENDING BUKKAKE TO A NOT-SO-HAPPY ENDING BUKKAKE?, SWINGING MOMENT 27: A PROWLING WITNESS TO A DOUBLE-PENETRATION, SWINGING MOMENT 28: THE WOMAN FROM ST LOUIS, SWINGING MOMENT 29: MY BEST EVER DINNER PARTY, SWINGING MOMENT 30: THE LAST PARTY, SWINGING MOMENT 31: AN EMBARRASSING INCIDENT IN THE TOILETS, SWINGING MOMENT 32: PIMPING AT A CLUB and SWINGING MOMENT 33: FUNCTIONAL VERSUS SOCIAL SWINGING for other moments.
These posts are solely my recollections. I readily accept that others involved may recall the swinging moments differently, especially the interpretation of the moments.