The last quiz, A QUIZ OF QUOTATIONS 5, was @sexstarvedme1966, his fourth victory in five quizes!
Here's the sixth quiz about quotations, whether spoken or written (or even wrongly attributed to). For this edition of the quiz, there are 10 quotations with 12 points on offer - see below. Good luck!
WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
"D'oh!"
“If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.”
“I don't think there will be a woman Prime Minister in my lifetime.”
“Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.”
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.”
"The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Proletarians of All Countries, Unite!”
“Art is what you can get away with.”
WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
"He was friendly enough, but still entitled - as if he believed having sex with me was his birthright."
"Let me make one final plea, Mr President. Millions have put their trust in you. As you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian and transgender children in Democratic, Republican and independent families who fear for their lives. And the people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings; who labor in our poultry farms and meat-packing plants; who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shift in hospitals – they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes, and are good neighbors. They are faithful members of our churches, mosques and synagogues, gurdwara, and temples. Have mercy, Mr President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away. Help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome here. Our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to the stranger, for we were once strangers in this land."
A coveted top prize, a humorous quip, will be awarded to the person who gives the most correct answers but before all the correct answers are revealed in four days time on Wednesday, 29 October 2025.
No cheating!
PS. Please see the first comment below, for details of previous quizes in this series.
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Don't think I'm close this week, too many guesses.
I see lady carbisdale has offered andy pandy safe haven - we don't want the dirty p++do beast up here, no thank you. I reckon he should be exiled to the white house where all the other epstein p++dos live.
Some great answers there. i think this quiz is a bit harder than previous ones.
You scored 10 points. A great score but someone answered them all correctly!
Below are the correct answers in parentheses after the quotation.
WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
"D'oh!" (Homer Simpson in The Simpsons, a television cartoon series created by Matt Groening; Dan Castellaneta is Homer Simpson's voice actor)
“If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” (J Paul Getty)
“I don't think there will be a woman Prime Minister in my lifetime.” (Margaret Thatcher, 5 March 1973; she became Prime Minister nearly six years later on 4 May 1979)
“Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.” (Queen's Freddie Mercury, Bohemian Rhapsody, 1975)
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” (Bette Davis)
"The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Proletarians of All Countries, Unite!” (Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, the last three sentences in their Manifesto of the Communist Party, 1848)
“Art is what you can get away with.” (Andy Warhol)
WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
"He was friendly enough, but still entitled - as if he believed having sex with me was his birthright." (Virginia Giuffre on Prince Andrew in her Nobody's Girl book, co-written with Amy Wallace, published this week nearly six months after she took her own life)
"Let me make one final plea, Mr President. Millions have put their trust in you. As you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian and transgender children in Democratic, Republican and independent families who fear for their lives. And the people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings; who labor in our poultry farms and meat-packing plants; who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shift in hospitals – they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes, and are good neighbors. They are faithful members of our churches, mosques and synagogues, gurdwara, and temples. Have mercy, Mr President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away. Help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome here. Our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to the stranger, for we were once strangers in this land." (The Right Rev Mariann Edgar Budde, the Episcopal Bishop of Washington, addressing US President Donald Trump in her sermon, 21 January 2025)
@spunkycumfun
I'll mark myself down as I kinda cheated with the Warhol question:- neuf points!
@lindoboy100 There's nothing wrong in cheating in answering quizes. I'm always peeking!
Great answers. I'll reveal all on Wednesday.
You scored 5 points.
Below are the correct answers in parentheses after the quotation.
WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
"D'oh!" (Homer Simpson in The Simpsons, a television cartoon series created by Matt Groening; Dan Castellaneta is Homer Simpson's voice actor)
“If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” (J Paul Getty)
“I don't think there will be a woman Prime Minister in my lifetime.” (Margaret Thatcher, 5 March 1973; she became Prime Minister nearly six years later on 4 May 1979)
“Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.” (Queen's Freddie Mercury, Bohemian Rhapsody, 1975)
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” (Bette Davis)
"The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Proletarians of All Countries, Unite!” (Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, the last three sentences in their Manifesto of the Communist Party, 1848)
“Art is what you can get away with.” (Andy Warhol)
WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
"He was friendly enough, but still entitled - as if he believed having sex with me was his birthright." (Virginia Giuffre on Prince Andrew in her Nobody's Girl book, co-written with Amy Wallace, published this week nearly six months after she took her own life)
"Let me make one final plea, Mr President. Millions have put their trust in you. As you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian and transgender children in Democratic, Republican and independent families who fear for their lives. And the people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings; who labor in our poultry farms and meat-packing plants; who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shift in hospitals – they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes, and are good neighbors. They are faithful members of our churches, mosques and synagogues, gurdwara, and temples. Have mercy, Mr President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away. Help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome here. Our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to the stranger, for we were once strangers in this land." (The Right Rev Mariann Edgar Budde, the Episcopal Bishop of Washington, addressing US President Donald Trump in her sermon, 21 January 2025)
Great answers. I'll reveal the answers on Wednesday.
You scored 12 points, the maximum score. Congratulations, you won - below is the acclaimed prize!
Below are the correct answers in parentheses after the quotation.
WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
"D'oh!" (Homer Simpson in The Simpsons, a television cartoon series created by Matt Groening; Dan Castellaneta is Homer Simpson's voice actor)
“If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” (J Paul Getty)
“I don't think there will be a woman Prime Minister in my lifetime.” (Margaret Thatcher, 5 March 1973; she became Prime Minister nearly six years later on 4 May 1979)
“Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.” (Queen's Freddie Mercury, Bohemian Rhapsody, 1975)
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” (Bette Davis)
"The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Proletarians of All Countries, Unite!” (Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, the last three sentences in their Manifesto of the Communist Party, 1848)
“Art is what you can get away with.” (Andy Warhol)
WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
"He was friendly enough, but still entitled - as if he believed having sex with me was his birthright." (Virginia Giuffre on Prince Andrew in her Nobody's Girl book, co-written with Amy Wallace, published this week nearly six months after she took her own life)
"Let me make one final plea, Mr President. Millions have put their trust in you. As you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian and transgender children in Democratic, Republican and independent families who fear for their lives. And the people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings; who labor in our poultry farms and meat-packing plants; who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shift in hospitals – they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes, and are good neighbors. They are faithful members of our churches, mosques and synagogues, gurdwara, and temples. Have mercy, Mr President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away. Help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome here. Our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to the stranger, for we were once strangers in this land." (The Right Rev Mariann Edgar Budde, the Episcopal Bishop of Washington, addressing US President Donald Trump in her sermon, 21 January 2025)
@spunkycumfun I wasn't so sure of number 2 and had to make an educated guess there.
@CallMeMrWrong69 It was an excellent educated guess.
One......Homer Simpson The rest I have no idea although a few of them sound vaguely familiar. Got to love Joan Collins and George Carlin, two of the best comedians that ever lived.
I hope you enjoy a wonderful weekend my friend..
It's much easier setting than answering these quizes!
Below are the correct answers in parentheses after the quotation.
WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
"D'oh!" (Homer Simpson in The Simpsons, a television cartoon series created by Matt Groening; Dan Castellaneta is Homer Simpson's voice actor)
“If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” (J Paul Getty)
“I don't think there will be a woman Prime Minister in my lifetime.” (Margaret Thatcher, 5 March 1973; she became Prime Minister nearly six years later on 4 May 1979)
“Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.” (Queen's Freddie Mercury, Bohemian Rhapsody, 1975)
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” (Bette Davis)
"The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Proletarians of All Countries, Unite!” (Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, the last three sentences in their Manifesto of the Communist Party, 1848)
“Art is what you can get away with.” (Andy Warhol)
WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
"He was friendly enough, but still entitled - as if he believed having sex with me was his birthright." (Virginia Giuffre on Prince Andrew in her Nobody's Girl book, co-written with Amy Wallace, published this week nearly six months after she took her own life)
"Let me make one final plea, Mr President. Millions have put their trust in you. As you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian and transgender children in Democratic, Republican and independent families who fear for their lives. And the people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings; who labor in our poultry farms and meat-packing plants; who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shift in hospitals – they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes, and are good neighbors. They are faithful members of our churches, mosques and synagogues, gurdwara, and temples. Have mercy, Mr President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away. Help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome here. Our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to the stranger, for we were once strangers in this land." (The Right Rev Mariann Edgar Budde, the Episcopal Bishop of Washington, addressing US President Donald Trump in her sermon, 21 January 2025)
George Carlin always great!
I think I've nearly exhausted his funny quotes as images.
Below are the correct answers in parentheses after the quotation.
WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
"D'oh!" (Homer Simpson in The Simpsons, a television cartoon series created by Matt Groening; Dan Castellaneta is Homer Simpson's voice actor)
“If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” (J Paul Getty)
“I don't think there will be a woman Prime Minister in my lifetime.” (Margaret Thatcher, 5 March 1973; she became Prime Minister nearly six years later on 4 May 1979)
“Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.” (Queen's Freddie Mercury, Bohemian Rhapsody, 1975)
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” (Bette Davis)
"The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Proletarians of All Countries, Unite!” (Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, the last three sentences in their Manifesto of the Communist Party, 1848)
“Art is what you can get away with.” (Andy Warhol)
WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
"He was friendly enough, but still entitled - as if he believed having sex with me was his birthright." (Virginia Giuffre on Prince Andrew in her Nobody's Girl book, co-written with Amy Wallace, published this week nearly six months after she took her own life)
"Let me make one final plea, Mr President. Millions have put their trust in you. As you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian and transgender children in Democratic, Republican and independent families who fear for their lives. And the people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings; who labor in our poultry farms and meat-packing plants; who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shift in hospitals – they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes, and are good neighbors. They are faithful members of our churches, mosques and synagogues, gurdwara, and temples. Have mercy, Mr President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away. Help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome here. Our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to the stranger, for we were once strangers in this land." (The Right Rev Mariann Edgar Budde, the Episcopal Bishop of Washington, addressing US President Donald Trump in her sermon, 21 January 2025)
A variation of #8 that I came across. "While I disagree with you opinion, I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself." Sounds nasty but some people need to be told this.
LOL. There are quite a few variations of that quote.
Below are the correct answers in parentheses after the quotation.
WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
"D'oh!" (Homer Simpson in The Simpsons, a television cartoon series created by Matt Groening; Dan Castellaneta is Homer Simpson's voice actor)
“If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” (J Paul Getty)
“I don't think there will be a woman Prime Minister in my lifetime.” (Margaret Thatcher, 5 March 1973; she became Prime Minister nearly six years later on 4 May 1979)
“Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.” (Queen's Freddie Mercury, Bohemian Rhapsody, 1975)
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” (Bette Davis)
"The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Proletarians of All Countries, Unite!” (Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, the last three sentences in their Manifesto of the Communist Party, 1848)
“Art is what you can get away with.” (Andy Warhol)
WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
"He was friendly enough, but still entitled - as if he believed having sex with me was his birthright." (Virginia Giuffre on Prince Andrew in her Nobody's Girl book, co-written with Amy Wallace, published this week nearly six months after she took her own life)
"Let me make one final plea, Mr President. Millions have put their trust in you. As you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian and transgender children in Democratic, Republican and independent families who fear for their lives. And the people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings; who labor in our poultry farms and meat-packing plants; who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shift in hospitals – they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes, and are good neighbors. They are faithful members of our churches, mosques and synagogues, gurdwara, and temples. Have mercy, Mr President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away. Help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome here. Our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to the stranger, for we were once strangers in this land." (The Right Rev Mariann Edgar Budde, the Episcopal Bishop of Washington, addressing US President Donald Trump in her sermon, 21 January 2025)
OH BOY, not caffeinated to my usual level yet this morning, but le's see how it goes:
"D'oh!" - Homer Simpson
“If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” - Jamie Dimon
“I don't think there will be a woman Prime Minister in my lifetime.” - Margaret Thatcher
“Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.” - Queen/Freddy Mercury
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” - Hillary Clinton
"The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Proletarians of All Countries, Unite!” - Marx
“Art is what you can get away with.” - Robert Mapplethorpe
WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - I should know this but coming up blank.
WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
"He was friendly enough, but still entitled - as if he believed having sex with me was his birthright." - Virginia Giuffre / Prince Andrew.
"Let me make one final plea, Mr President. Millions have put their trust in you. As you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian and transgender children in Democratic, Republican and independent families who fear for their lives. And the people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings; who labor in our poultry farms and meat-packing plants; who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shift in hospitals – they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes, and are good neighbors. They are faithful members of our churches, mosques and synagogues, gurdwara, and temples. Have mercy, Mr President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away. Help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome here. Our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to the stranger, for we were once strangers in this land." Schumer/Trump
Thanks for playing again. I'll reveal all on Wednesday.
You scored 7 points.
Below are the correct answers in parentheses after the quotation.
WHO SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
"D'oh!" (Homer Simpson in The Simpsons, a television cartoon series created by Matt Groening; Dan Castellaneta is Homer Simpson's voice actor)
“If you owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” (J Paul Getty)
“I don't think there will be a woman Prime Minister in my lifetime.” (Margaret Thatcher, 5 March 1973; she became Prime Minister nearly six years later on 4 May 1979)
“Mama, just killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.” (Queen's Freddie Mercury, Bohemian Rhapsody, 1975)
“When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's a bitch.” (Bette Davis)
"The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Proletarians of All Countries, Unite!” (Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels, the last three sentences in their Manifesto of the Communist Party, 1848)
“Art is what you can get away with.” (Andy Warhol)
WHO REPUTEDLY SAID THIS? (one mark per quotation)
WHO SAID THIS ABOUT WHOM? (two marks per quotation)
"He was friendly enough, but still entitled - as if he believed having sex with me was his birthright." (Virginia Giuffre on Prince Andrew in her Nobody's Girl book, co-written with Amy Wallace, published this week nearly six months after she took her own life)
"Let me make one final plea, Mr President. Millions have put their trust in you. As you told the nation yesterday, you have felt the providential hand of a loving God. In the name of our God, I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian and transgender children in Democratic, Republican and independent families who fear for their lives. And the people who pick our crops and clean our office buildings; who labor in our poultry farms and meat-packing plants; who wash the dishes after we eat in restaurants and work the night shift in hospitals – they may not be citizens or have the proper documentation, but the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals. They pay taxes, and are good neighbors. They are faithful members of our churches, mosques and synagogues, gurdwara, and temples. Have mercy, Mr President, on those in our communities whose children fear that their parents will be taken away. Help those who are fleeing war zones and persecution in their own lands to find compassion and welcome here. Our God teaches us that we are to be merciful to the stranger, for we were once strangers in this land." (The Right Rev Mariann Edgar Budde, the Episcopal Bishop of Washington, addressing US President Donald Trump in her sermon, 21 January 2025)
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