Did you think I forgot about my annual perverted holiday song?
I've been saving this one for a year!
Deck the balls with nothing thorny
fuck-alot-alot, alot-lot-lot
Spike the eggnog; make me horny
fuck-alot-alot, alot-lot-lot
Stripping off my gay apparel
fuck-alot, fuck-alot, fuck-a-lot
Stroke to my perverted carol
fuck-alot-alot, alot-lot-lot
Hear me now, ye lads and lasses
fuck-alot-alot, alot-lot-lot
Kissing will steam up my glasses
fuck-alot-alot, alot-lot-lot
Super beejays are my pleasure
fuck-alot, fuck-alot, fuck-a-lot
Sing with me this Blogland treasure
fuck-alot-alot, alot-lot-LOT!
~BJ
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Saving it for a year?
Wow... you've got a lot of patience. ðŸ‘😂
I've had the idea and the fuck-alots for a year. Just needed a quiet afternoon to finish it off.
@superbjversion2
Here's, to quiet afternoons.🤗
Do you have others mulling?
... just a Q...
@Paulxx001 Nope. The musical well-spring has gone dry (for now)
BJs Holiday Songbook
2023 Nude Christmas
2022 Have Yourself a Merry
2021 Jingle Balls
2020 Silver Bells Perverted Parody
2019 sorry, I didn't know it would become an annual thing 🎄
2018 Up To The Cat House
I like this new version. It's good to see you again! I haven't logged on in a while myself.
Good thing it's past the holidays cuz those fuck-alot-alots are contagious
Thanks for that BJ. Always good to improve on traditional carols. Hard to believe another year has flown by.
I can't believe I've "improved" so many.
May we all have a merry holiday season and fuck-alot-alot, alot-lot-lot
That is a wonderful Holiday carol. I do hope you are getting and giving plenty of what the song is celebrating. With all the snow falling East of Lake Michigan it is the perfect exercise to keep warm.
Sending you big Santa hatted naked hugs and hope to get off an e-mail to you soon. Have a date with Diane this PM and will be repainting her toenails with us naked but for my Santa hat. She plans on taking pictures. Will have to see if I can find red and green polish.
The heaviest snow seems to be going around me ... and I'm okay with that.
Have fun with Diane's toes!
@superbjversion2 Is good to hear the heavy snow is missing you. I always have fun doing Diane's toes. Of course part of the fun is where doing her toes leads us.
Sending you big naked Holiday hugs!
Missed you and your posts! We should talk soon!
This is probably my final post...unless I do my year end review.
Hahahahaha Merry fuck a lot
Makes more sense than a bunch of Fa-la-la-la-las
heh heh heh... I'm going to be singing that chorus every time now!
Should get some good looks when you sing it at the mall!
Best Christmas song ever!! Should be #1 in the charts come 25th!!
The Blogland Top ... um, forty? More like top 4! 😂
Steve Martin is looking right at me!
A truly great festive song.
I thought that ancient yuletide carol could use an update.
BJ bringing laughter and cheer to the holiday season 😂
I don't know what I'll do next year ... I'm running out of easy songs!
Awesome!! Love this one!!!
I know you sang along!
Awww, thanks dear. Got me into the holiday spirit for sure!
Just for you!