It was semester break at BJ's School of Fluffology for Gentlemen and Harlots. The staff were all gathered outside the yurt for some much needed relaxation. A campfire was crackling merrily and the coolers were full of bottled drinks. Staci the Lunch Lady had a full buffet of snacks and muffins prepared ... plus bananas and cucumbers. Those unused teaching aids needed to be eaten while still fresh. The school doesn't like to waste resources.
"Hey!" someone shouted. "These bottle caps don't twist off. Anybody have an opener?"
Staci proudly waved one in the air. The bottle was opened and the opener replaced in ...
"You keep a bottle opener in your boot?!" BJ said with amazement.
"I have to keep it somewhere," replied Staci. "This outfit has no pockets."
No pockets and no backside, I thought to myself.
There were more calls for the bottle opener; so many that I suggested Staci just leave the opener on the table. I was beginning to suspect that some of those bottles had twist-off caps and folks simply enjoyed seeing Staci bend over.
A few weeks later, Staci came to my office and asked to talk.
"I need some extra cash, BJ. Do you think I could work some extra hours?"
"I'm sure I can find something for you. Tell me what happened." I pulled a couple of long-necked beers from the office fridge. Staci pulled out her bottle opener.
"Did you get a new opener, Staci?"
"Yes. That's why I need some extra cash. I lost the old one and it cost over $500 to replace it!"
"What?! For an opener?! That is ludicris!"
"I know," said Staci, sadly. "Perhaps I shouldn't keep it on my key fob."
This story is very loosely based on true facts and @staci_19702 gave me permission to tell it.
If interested in the origin story for BJ's School of Fluffology follow this link --> Gentlemen and Harlots
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Happy to hear the school of Fluffology is still going strong.
It still pops up in comments across Blogland
That story sounds so credible 😂
Staci did lose a key fob and the picture is from him so ... 😁
It is good to hear your School of Fluffology is still in high demand and doing well. I was surprised that Staci was not one of your Professors or at least a TA. Or am I mistaken in that assumption and Staci was just doing extra duty catering the event.
As I hang my car and house keys on a bottle opener your story has me concerned that this may be unwise. I plan on considering alternatives and want to thank you for your PSA.
Sending you big warm naked hugs and I do hope you are keeping warm and have not had to go out in it. Also that our frigid temps are not causing you to get a lot of snow dumped on you.
Staci was in charge of teaching aids ... with extra duty as Lunch Lady.
We've had some sort of snow 18/21 days this month.
@superbjversion2 I had figured Staci would be a good teacher. But then I had no doubt that your school only employs the best.
OUCH! We haven't had more than a dusting since a week before Christmas and the dustings have been rare. I would make the snow fall here and run out before it gets to you if I could.
Sending you warm naked hugs.
Good to know the school still endures. 😂
You want to be my partner for the next muffology demo?
@superbjversion2 Sure, why not? Do you need anything other than permission to proceed?
@CleavageFan4U It wasn't a prelude to a story but rather a flirty innuendo ... that has obviously fallen flat
@superbjversion2 Ooopppssss, sorry. Let's try again?
I'm always up for a muff demo from you!
A great tale that combined cucumbers and bottle openers.
Not a combination that happens often.
Hmmm....maybe I should find another place to keep my opener? Besides two cars' fobs, I have all my other important keys on the same connected key chains....
Sounds like your bundle of keys is big enough to be seen from the ISS
Staci should attach the bottle opener to a cute butt plug. Or attach it to his g string. Oh wait .... those are all removed so it could still be lost. Well, I'm no help, LOL.
We're in the digital age ... I'm thinking Air Tag.
I busted a nail on the FIRST bottle... I found like that. 🙈
Cheers, to "tiwst-offs."😶
And staci...
I haven't broken anything ... except my pride when I can't twist the cap off and ask for help and then find out it isn't a twist cap. 😖
No joke about the ridiculous cost of a new fob tho!!!
I'm taking extra good care of mine since Staci told me about replacement costs!