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There once was a Goddess of Love
Whose pussy was soft as a dove
But she said, "Don't be daft,
If you think your hard shaft
Will enjoy me without any glove!"
@superbjversion2 That sounds like a good thing. I presume you have a fair bit of snow on the ground though. We finally have a nice bit of cover. You know, like a winter in Wisconsin is supposed to have.
Sending you big naked hugs.
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Brilliant!! You should take this up professionally!!!
If I could afford to self-publish, the world would see "Super BJ's Dirty Limericks"
@superbjversion2
I'd buy that publication in a flash!!
@lindoboy100 My dear man, I'd give you a free, autographed copy ... but you'd have to pick it up in person. 😊
@superbjversion2
On the way - address please!!
Brava! 😂👏😂👏😂👏
Gotta play to your strengths!
Tis good to have you writing limericks again. Hope you did not get snowed in and if you did that your day was a warm and cozy one.
Sending you big naked hugs because naked hugs are a good way to say "I am so glad I know you."
We got snow...maybe an inch or two but definitely not the all day blast that was predicted.
@superbjversion2 That sounds like a good thing. I presume you have a fair bit of snow on the ground though. We finally have a nice bit of cover. You know, like a winter in Wisconsin is supposed to have.
Sending you big naked hugs.
@justskin1 Mostly naked hugs back (I'm wearing a towel)
Smart Goddess!
Safe Goddess.
Lol 🤣
Man, I so wish I could respond in a limerick right now.
I am impressed when people can come up with them.
is there a limerick writing class in BJ University?
I don't know why I find them so easy. Must be the rhythm.
You've used three words of my endings from my poetic entry!
Yes. I used my superpowers to look into the future and steal your words so I wouldn't have to think on my own.
I could have used that limerick more than a few times! Back in the days when I "got around" lol.
I'll hop in my time machine and get it to you. How many years do I need to turn the dial? 😂
Good one - heeee. You naughty lady!
Naughty? I'm promoting safe sex!