Sex outdoors? Now there's a lark!
So I took a trip to the local park.
I wandered 'round the woods serene,
To find a love nest, quiet and green.
I finally found the perfect glen.
Alas! There weren't any men.
But since I felt so wild and free,
I had sex with only me.
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@superbjversion2
Ahhhhh yes...beautiful
Thank you. The challenge was to use specific words.
A fun, playful take on the challenge. Necessity, is the mother of invention 😊.
Trying to fit in the word 'only' certainly gave me pause!
@superbjversion2 Seems it is proving to be a challenge for many!
Just my luck!! Never in the right place at the right time!! Although, even I was there, there is no real promise that you would!!! Life is so unfair!!!
I did enjoy the limerick though!!!
Seems that I'm never in the right place either!
Thanks - even though it's not a limerick.
@superbjversion2 A poem? Prose? Help a brother out!!!?!
@dafocker44 It is a poem ... of some sort, just not a limerick. Limericks are 5 line poems, with a rhyme scheme of AABBA.
@superbjversion2 Thank you!!!!!!!
Now thats a great poem from a great lady! Maybe sex outside against a lighthouse? LOL
Maybe sex inside the lighthouse would incentivize me to climb one.
Great poem. At least it was sex with the person you most love!
And definitely the most reliable!
Had sex with a girlfriend on this hillside, had an old curtain that happened to be in the car to lie on, just walked up the hill until we weren't easily visible from the road.
That sounds like a perfect scenario - and no grass stains, either!
I will leave the poetry to the professionals, such as yourself.
I'm sure anyone can write a poem, but you have a mastery that not many have. And I admire that about you!
The professionals would probably call my stuff doggerel but thanks for the compliment.
YEAH, sure, and easy challenge for a poetess like you!
But well done regardless.
poetry = easy
making it fit specific, unrelated words with no helpful topic = yeah, okay, still kinda easy (for me)