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Articles by rm_akimartymar

scammers   5/10/2004

never give any personal info online. too many scammers out there trying to get over on you.


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not good at it   4/7/2004

I hate telling a girl it's over. It's like I don't want to burn that bridge. I might want to come back later and get some pussy or something. Or maybe I'm just a nice guys that doesn't want to hurt


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Butterfinger cum   4/7/2004

I have this girl that likes me to eat butterfingers if she's gonna suck my dick later. She says it makes it taste better. Whatever floats her boat. Guys you might want to try this.


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Michael Jackson   4/7/2004

Q:What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? Ane is dangerous for your to play with, the other holds groceries.


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pervert crossing   4/7/2004

Q:Why did the pervert cross the road? A:His dick was stuck it the chicken.


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men and assholes   4/7/2004

I know most men say, "Nothing's going near my asshole!" Well loosen up a bit and try something new. Just cause you let your woman experiment with your anus doesn't make you gay. And if she does it


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gym yellers   4/7/2004

Is it just me or are people that yell in the gym annoying? You know who I'm talking about. The guy that grunts and yells every time he lifts a weight. He might as well be yelling, "Look at me!!!!!


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God I hate that...   4/7/2004

I hate when you get emails from these damn women on here(if they are women) soliciting their sex pay site. If I want to pay to look at naked women I think I can find them on my own. Just cut the sh


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delaying the explosion   4/7/2004

If anyone has a problem cumming sooner than they would like try a drug called clomipramine. The brand name of the drug is Anafranil. It is an antidepressant but a big side effect is how it delays e


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Huge margarita   4/7/2004

I man woke up one morning thinking, "Man, what a dream. That had to be the biggest margarita I've ever seen. It was pretty good to except for the worm...it tasted like shit!!" After putting on his


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Gay man and freezer   4/7/2004

Q:What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? A:A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.


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Get her to do it.   4/7/2004

I want to get my wife in on a threesome. I don't necessarily have to be involved with the other woman but I want her to be. We had a small encounter like this once and it freaked her a bit. Now tha


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