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GURU4PUSSY 42/M
Roodepoort, Gauteng
, South Africa
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN: jj at thepub dot co dot za
Introduction
Follow the brackets above)I am not 6 feet tall, but I feel like that is the magic online height number you ladies are looking for
So you would over look me before even looking at me. Im not short mind you; Im 5′ 9 two inches away from your arbitrary height cut off
If online dating was like Disney World Id be too short to ride on the rollercoaster of love, well thats fine with me because while you are trying to defy gravity while on the roller coaster ride reading Hes Just Not That Into You and They Call It a Breakup Because Its Broken only to get off feel nauseous and talk to your girlfriends about what happened and why he didnt call you and analyze why and if he likes you and blah blah blah
You COULD have been out with me drinking Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain, not being too into yoga, admiring my half a brain; we could have made love at mid-night etc.
Seriously if you want a rich guy and like weekends in Cape Cod, expensive dinners, and random trips to Aruba it might be a good idea to respond to me. Have I got some guys for you, of course they are older
much older
and married
Its not true that I JUST want to get laid. I want to be in love and hold hands and all of that stuff
and if we happen to have sex along the way - Great. Actually, better than Great ding of course (about the holding hands thing
)lol
I am a normal guy, I get along with my parents, I have a job, I leave the toilet seat up and I like sports. Real sports where people collide into each other and woman in revealing outfits roam the sidelines but of course I never look
And if you came with me to a game I would say things like No, who cares if a girl with fake breasts can do splits half naked in the snow and rain
All I care about is that I am here with you. And you know what the sappy truth is, that it would be true.
I like sports but I also like gossip
I am that guy that can hang with the guys, but actually loves dating women so I can read your Heat and Cosmo for celebrity gossip and tips on women. Heres the dirty truth good gossip is just as exciting as a good game
If not better.
What I am looking for?
. IS TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT AND BELIEVE ME I WILL!!
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | June 29, 1981 |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 190-193 cm |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Smoking: | I'm a light/social smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) |
Race: | Caucasian |
Male Endowment: | Long/Thick |
Speaks: | English |