2016/05/08: It's past time we update this... Hiya! Thanks for taking the time to check out our profile! We're a younger, sane, humorous, stable, long-term couple that have been in the lifestyle for about 5 years now, although not always very active in it. We recently moved to Calgary from out of province and are looking to make some sexy new friends that might like to show us the city through their eyes... Just like everyone else on here, we're totally clean, sane and respectful... HA! Nope! Just like the rest of you, we're deviants and LOVE it! Maybe that makes us a bit crazy, but that also makes us a whole lot of fun! We're both very outgoing and spontaneous with vibrant senses of humor. We love to have a good time and don't think that needs to be complicated. Us + you + drinks + some harmless flirting = A GREAT FUCKING TIME! We're not here to fix our broken marriage or spice up our dull sex life; not in the least! Our marriage is fucking great (how can it not be? We're ALLOWED to have sex with other people!!) and our sex life is AWESOME (try us out, you'll see why;))! We've just learned at a relatively young age that sex does not have to equal love and sex without love can be pretty fan-fucking-tastic! He's straight, tall(ish), slim(ish) and sexy; she's bisexual, short (not ish, just short), chubby and smokin hot! We're looking for similar body types (c'mon Calgary! Where are you hiding all the cute chubsters?!?) although we're not too picky. We find attraction starts with the conversation. If you're a shitty conversationalist, you can be the most gorgeous individual but you're still gonna be ugly to us. Passion is also sexy! If you're passionate about something, we want to know! It could be a love of quantum physics or fly fishing, we don't care, we just wanna hear about it! We're looking for couples and single females at this time only (sorry, single fellas!). In couples, we're looking for an ongoing, FWB situation but open to one-time things as well. We prefer full swap couples with a straight male and bi female that are looking for same room, group play. In single ladies, we're just looking for someone that we can please! Wifey is very, VERY bisexual (and damned good at it, too!) and hubby is eager to please! We get a little competitive with one another and love to see who can do a better job of pleasing our playmates! Wanna be our judge? If any of this sounds appealing or you would like to hear all about that time we saved a bus-load of small ren from an evil villain and were then awarded the key to the city by Justin Trudeau, please don't hesitate to shoot us an email! Looking forward to hearing from you! :)

My Ideal Person Looking for good people for fun times in and out of the bedroom. Would like to be friends first, however BFFs not a requirement. Oh, neither is a pet ocelot but it would definitely be considered a bonus...

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